That's right, Atlasians! I'm the Fried-Egg Sandwich Master.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Hold the olives unless they're black. And hold the Miracle Whip.

Still, hold the olives...I can eat mushrooms, I just prefer not to.....olives are just gross.

What does this look like, Burger King?  No fried-egg sandwiches for you!...Next!

I'll compromise on the olives. But hold the Miracle Whip or else I boycott. Miracle Whip is, without a doubt, the single most disgusting substance I ever had the misfortune to put into my mouth.

That's nothing. You should see my recipe for grilled cheese:

Get a frying pan and wipe or spray with butter. Heat up to medium heat. Put a piece of American Pasteurized Process Cheese Food...

I've heard enough. Next!

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

That's nothing. You should see my recipe for grilled cheese:

Get a frying pan and wipe or spray with butter. Heat up to medium heat. Put a piece of American Pasteurized Process Cheese Food...

I've heard enough. Next!

Well, I supposed you could substitute Canadian Pasteurized Process Cheese Food, or even real cheese, but where's the fun in that?

Real cheese. It's the only way to go.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

I hate olives with a vengeance.

No wonder we are oil-and-water.  Back home I used to sit and eat salty green olives right out of the jar with a tiny little fork.  Of course to be fair a jar of olives, an opened can of tinned peaches, and a third of a stale pound cake was usually all one would find in my mother's refrigerator.

And you still went for the green olives? I could understand maybe if they were black olives, but I'd eat the pound cake even if it was starting to go moldy before touching green olives.

Of course, the peaches would be the first to go. Maybe have them with some of the pound cake.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

just to clarify, my recipe calls for sliced black olives...

Oh, well that's acceptable then. Just get rid of the Miracle Whip and we'll be fine.