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« on: April 24, 2012, 11:40:04 am »
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« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2012, 11:57:24 am »
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« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm »
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Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
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« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2012, 01:22:53 pm »
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Quote from: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.
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« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2012, 01:29:18 pm »
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Quote from: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?
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« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2012, 01:32:39 pm »
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Quote from: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.

He was fed dog meat as a 6-10 year old in Indonesia by his stepfather.
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« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2012, 02:37:13 pm »
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Quote from: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?
Wait, are you talking to me or Romney?
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« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2012, 02:40:50 pm »
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In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?

He's too American-seeming.  And anyway the swing voters will think its cool.  Everybody goes to Vietnam, etc, nowadays.
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« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2012, 04:04:30 pm »
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Eh.  I find the Obama dog thing a rather hilarious misstep on the campaign's part, given that it's been harping on Romney putting his dog on his roof and it was only a matter of time before this story, which was in Obama's f**king memoir, came out.  He brought it on himself.
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« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2012, 04:09:38 pm »
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Not about eating dog, but still funny...
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« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2012, 04:24:57 pm »
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Something tells me that PETA will take a stance on Obama eating dog.  Maybe they'll throw some red paint on him since that is what they do.  
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« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2012, 05:57:58 pm »
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In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?

He's too American-seeming.  And anyway the swing voters will think its cool.  Everybody goes to Vietnam, etc, nowadays.

No they don't. Aside from VW veterans, I know one person who's been to Southeast Asia, and she's the German Ambassador to Thailand's niece.
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« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2012, 06:11:52 pm »
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"You know who eats dogs? Obama."

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« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2012, 06:25:52 pm »
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I'd eat a dog if I was in Indonesia in a heartbeat just to see how it tasted. Obama = FF.
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« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2012, 08:05:38 pm »
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I could make a Hilary, Lewinsky, joke, but I won't.  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2012, 10:23:37 pm »
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Surprised it took this long for someone to make a thread.

I don't like it, but eating dogs is acceptable in other countries. Sad
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« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2012, 10:55:39 pm »
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Damn, Obama is out gaffing Romney. Brutal gaffe.
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Quote from: opebo on April 24, 2012, 12:02:35 pm
Did Obama famously eat a dog?

I ate dog in Vietnam, and it was quite good.
In Indonesia, I believe.

Was this when he was a little boy?

We get it. It's temptingly easy to Other the guy. Why do you think it will work better this time than last time?
Wait, are you talking to me or Romney?

I'm talking to the conservatives on here.
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2012, 11:25:56 pm »
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Obama got demolished by McCain in the Vietnamese-American community.  It's not surprising that he'd want to do some outreach.
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I think the Obama Strippers and prostitutes story might be more scandalous if they can stretch it out.  It would negatively effect veterans, christians, women, and feminists.

I'm sure the RNC will figure out a way to make Obama Strippers into a meme. 
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Quote from: bgwah on April 24, 2012, 10:23:37 pm
Surprised it took this long for someone to make a thread.
I made a poll about dog eating in Off topic.
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« Reply #23 on: April 26, 2012, 08:11:38 pm »
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Again, this was as a kid right? If so, I don't see how this will be any big deal.
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« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2012, 12:58:59 am »
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I think the Obama Strippers and prostitutes story might be more scandalous if they can stretch it out.  It would negatively effect veterans, christians, women, and feminists.

I'm sure the RNC will figure out a way to make Obama Strippers into a meme. 

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