NEW 2012 FORUM FEATURE: "Who will hypothetical people vote for?" Omnibus Thread!

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Francesco: 98, late stage alcoholic.  knew Antonio Gramsci in the 1920s but soon became a Mussolini supporter.  escaped from Stalinists and made it to the USA in 1944.  he lived here illegally working low-wage and shadow economy jobs until the 1986 Reagan immigration reform allowed him to apply for amnesty, for which he is eternally grateful.  since then he has voted Bush, Perot, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and Obama.  he didn't work enough time on the books to draw SS benefits so he lives in abject poverty, but always makes sure to vote and buy cheap red wine.  pro-life, anti-gay marriage as a Roman Catholic.

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Name: Freddy McCarthy

Born: March 17, 1960

Location: Austin TX

Occupation: custodian at abortion clinic.  main responsibility is taking aborted fetuses out to the biohazard dumpster

Political views:

Abortion: supports abortions for business purposes but disowned his 17 year old daughter when she was impregnated by a black man and aborted it

Guns: NRA member

Making drug testing mandatory for welfare: he smokes weed

Same sex Marriage: gays will go the way of Sodom

Welfare Reform: didn't go far enough

Health care reform: supports provisions requiring plans pay for abortions, otherwise against the government takeover

Military: supported invasions of Afghanistan, Iraq; wants to invade Iran

Medicare/Social Security spending: abolish both since old people don't have abortions

Food stamps: against food stamps and also supports charging sales tax for food purposes.

Illegal Immigration: deport all illegals

Minimum Wage: against

Labor unions: thinks they are criminal organizations run by Obama and the mafia

Death Penalty: For the death penalty

Affirmative  Action: doesn't like his black co-workers, wishes everyone at the clinic were white

Free trade: campaigned against NAFTA in 1993 but had a change of heart when he started dating Shirley Macney in 1997, his future wife, who is virulently pro free-trade

Education: thinks America is 'over-educated', supports going back to 19th-Century education levels (less than 5% get highed education).  supports teaching Creationism in all public schools and attends an annual Darwin Effigy Festival at his friend Bob Normandy's house.  opposes Brown v Board of Education


Civil rights: has picture of Orval Faubus above the headboard on his bed

 hobbies: fishing, bowling, drinking Budweiser and smoking Marlboro Reds, f.cking Shirley, reading true crime books

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Stanton White, 19.  descendant of old school black middle class, Talented Ten stuff dating back to the 1890s.  two generations have been high-level labor relations managers for GM.  his dad 3-4x a week at the dinner table spoke without end on how much he hates the UAW.  Stanton went to a private school and smokes weed.  his dad violently beat his sister, Laquisha, when she brought a pimply-faced white guy home at age 16 and had sex with him in the family room.  briefly had an incestuous relationship with Laquisha when he was 13 and she was 11.  he smokes weed daily and has a full scholarship to Howard University.  he has used crack six times in his life, but four times in the past nine days.