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cope1989
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2012, 01:31:36 PM » |
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How about Roseanne and Dan Connor in 2012?
Here's where I think the Connor family would be in 2012:
Roseanne's loose meat restaurant closed down in 2004 as suburban sprawl in Lanford took away business from locally owned restaurants. Strapped for cash, their son in law Mark enlisted in the army and fought in Iraq to try to help the family, where he was killed by a roadside bomb in 2006. Their daughter Becky, who is a manager at the local Wal-Mart remarried last year.
Darlene, Roseanne's daughter, divorced her husband David and came out as a lesbian. She now has a partner and they are thinking about having a baby together. Dan left his job in 2001 at the city garage and worked in construction for a company building suburban homes in the Chicago suburbs. The company went bankrupt in 2008. The Connor's nearly lost their home in 2009 but got help from a stimulus program designed to help struggling homeowners. Since 2010, Dan has had a decently paying job as a manager at an auto repair shop.
Dan had a heart attack last year. Luckily he survived, and the passage of the Affordable Care Act significantly lowered the amount of money they had to pay for his surgery. However, it still put them in even more debt. Since the restaurant closed, Roseanne has been working as a receptionist at a law firm, but she and her sister Jackie, still single but dating, want to open up a medical marijuana dispensary, the first in Lanford. (Roseanne Barr has actually said she can see her character and Jackie doing this)
DJ has been the savior for the family. He turned out to be a gifted writer and is a published author now.
So let's start in 1996 Roseanne: Clinton Dan: Clinton
2000 Roseanne: Nader Dan: Bush
2004 Roseanne: Kerry Dan: Bush
2008 Roseanne: Obama Dan: Obama
2012 Roseanne: Obama Dan: Undecided. (Doesn't really like either, leaning toward Obama)
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