BREAKING: Possible zombie attack in Miami

[Donerail]

I do not believe that this happened. I think this story is a bald faced lie.

http://socialmediaseo.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/miami-zombie-lesson.jpg

Pictures are kinda graphic, but there they are.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.

It almost certainly had to be some type of drug.  Even psychopaths and psychotic people feel pain when shot.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

How exactly did they both get naked? 

[Donerail]

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.

It almost certainly had to be some type of drug.  Even psychopaths and psychotic people feel pain when shot.

Current reports say it was "bath salts".

[Platypus]

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.

It almost certainly had to be some type of drug.  Even psychopaths and psychotic people feel pain when shot.

Current reports say it was "bath salts".

that's what I've heard too; an artificial chemical compound that mimics cocaine in some ways.

[King]

I heard it was a deadly cocktail of Tylenol Extra Strength, NyQuil Cold & Flu, and NEW! Redbull Total Zero in a 24oz can which caused this brutal attack.

[Simfan34]

Clearly drugs had no part in the crime and cause no harm to anybody at all anywhere.

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

Dammit! Zombie repellent is expensive!

[King]

Clearly drugs had no part in the crime and cause no harm to anybody at all anywhere.

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

It all makes sense now.  Trayvon Martin was on a pot-induced brain eating binge and Zimmerman did us all a favor.  Unfortunately, he wasn't patient zero.

[k-onmmunist]

Clearly drugs had no part in the crime and cause no harm to anybody at all anywhere.

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

Clearly drugs are evil and everyone who makes a personal choice to use them should be executed in public.

See? We can make strawmen too.

[Simfan34]

Clearly drugs had no part in the crime and cause no harm to anybody at all anywhere.

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

Clearly drugs are evil and everyone who makes a personal choice to use them should be executed in public.

See? We can make strawmen too.

I am not saying that. However you are making every effort possible to make this appear like this had nothing to do with drugs of any sort.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Clearly drugs had no part in the crime and cause no harm to anybody at all anywhere.

In other news:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html

Clearly drugs are evil and everyone who makes a personal choice to use them should be executed in public.

See? We can make strawmen too.

Sarcasm =/= strawman.

[Bacon King]

Zombies spreading west, now in central Louisiana:

http://www.fox8live.com/story/18719970/scott-man-arrested-after-alleged-face-bite-attack

[Incipimus iterum]

umm O_O

[Simfan34]

Is this some kind of media-spread mass hysteria?

[k-onmmunist]

This is beginning to disturb me somewhat now.

[Simfan34]

This is beginning to disturb me somewhat now.

Don't. The only reason we're seeing these stories is that people are paying attention to them. Otherwise they'd never leave local news, there is no "trend". The internet is not helping, either.