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« on: May 27, 2012, 02:45:07 AM »

Surprised we haven't had anything posted about this yet.

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/26/2818832/naked-man-shot-killed-on-macarthur.html

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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2012, 03:06:55 AM »

WTF?!?
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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2012, 03:27:06 AM »

Hot damn. The end is truly nigh.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 08:04:35 AM »

Ah, Florida...
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2012, 09:23:11 AM »

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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2012, 09:51:31 AM »


Don't think it could've been said better than this...
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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2012, 10:44:44 AM »

The incident, which came as crowds descended upon South Beach for the annual Urban Beach Week hip-hop festival, snarled traffic on the causeway for several hours.

This is no zombie attack, just more evidence of the decline of our nation's fabric brought on by hip-hop culture.[/Naso]
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2012, 11:27:38 AM »

So...huh...PCP?
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2012, 12:25:38 PM »

Don't do PCP, kids!
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2012, 12:58:41 PM »

Looks the zombies don't realize it isn't 4 days before Christmas. (December 21)
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2012, 01:02:52 PM »

I have not been in Miami for four years, and I have long ago decided that I would never, ever go back.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2012, 01:07:41 PM »


Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2012, 01:53:38 PM »


Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
I'd move to where you live just to read the paper.
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« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2012, 02:09:01 PM »

I was wondering how God would react to banning the Jmfcst.
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« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2012, 02:23:48 PM »

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.
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« Reply #15 on: May 27, 2012, 02:42:44 PM »

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.

Is that you Big Lurch?
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« Reply #16 on: May 27, 2012, 03:07:40 PM »
« Edited: May 27, 2012, 10:41:48 PM by Mr. Moderate »

Florida really f'd the granny this time. That's why I love that place...
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« Reply #17 on: May 27, 2012, 04:01:08 PM »


Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
Indeed you are correct...there is a reason Fark has a "Florida" tag and no other state....there is a reason Adam Carolla's podcast has a bit about "Florida or Germany" (where they give the basic facts of a story and you're supposed to guess whether it happened in Florida or Germany).  I spend two years in Florida (the red neck riviera part) so I understand.
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« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2012, 06:07:15 PM »

I love how everyone assumed it was PCP, given that it's usually not even that dangerous to people around you (Most people don't lash out unless they were violent anyway). Most likely just some psycho.

Is that you Big Lurch?

Livers plz.
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« Reply #19 on: May 27, 2012, 06:58:57 PM »

Maybe he was just homesick for New Jersey.  Trolololololololol
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« Reply #20 on: May 27, 2012, 09:24:13 PM »


Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
I'd move to where you live just to read the paper.

You don't have to; it's the largest newspaper in the Southeast (Tampa Bay Times) and thus has its own website here. The current headline is, of course, "Miami Police Shoot Naked Man Found Eating Face of Another Man".
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« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2012, 02:56:06 AM »

They're now blaming LSD. Apparently, no-one in the police force has any clue what LSD actually does.
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« Reply #22 on: May 29, 2012, 06:45:08 AM »

They're now blaming LSD. Apparently, no-one in the police force has any clue what LSD actually does.

I'd heard they were blaming cocaine that causes one to remove one's clothes.
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« Reply #23 on: May 29, 2012, 08:01:57 AM »

They're now blaming LSD. Apparently, no-one in the police force has any clue what LSD actually does.

I'd heard they were blaming cocaine that causes one to remove one's clothes.

Cocaine is more likely than LSD - I've never heard of anyone having a violent freakout on LSD.
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« Reply #24 on: May 29, 2012, 05:06:32 PM »

I do not believe that this happened. I think this story is a bald faced lie.
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