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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« on: May 27, 2012, 01:53:38 PM »
Quote from: SoEA SJoyceFla on May 27, 2012, 01:07:41 PM

Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
I'd move to where you live just to read the paper.
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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
Alfred F. Jones
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2012, 08:54:56 PM »

Dammit! Zombie repellent is expensive!
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