Naw, just FLA. Seriously. Here's some news headlines from the local paper: "Man with gun assaults women to cut ahead in fast-food line, police say"; "Airplane door detached, fell on Broward County golf course"; Man accused of trying to steal clock off police station wall"; Child brings 3 ounces of pot to school for show-and-tell, police say"; "Man sticks up Bradenton bank armed with medical syringe". These are all from the last two days.
You don't have to; it's the largest newspaper in the Southeast (
Tampa Bay Times) and thus has its own website
here. The current headline is, of course, "Miami Police Shoot Naked Man Found Eating Face of Another Man".
