Still don't believe that the zombie apocalypse is happening?

[NVGonzalez]

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/harford/bs-md-ha-dismemberment-follow-20120531,0,4066697.story

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[Marokai Backbeat]

Zombies typically don't hang around to talk to police, admit guilt, and get criminally charged.

[Vazdul (Formerly Chairman of the Communist Party of Ontario)]

Zombies aren't interested in hearts. If this were a zombie, it would have eaten the entire brain and left the heart intact.

[Joe Republic]

Okay, so this is how zombies do it in Baltimore.  We saw in Miami how it should be done, and then we saw how those effete Canadian zombies do it, but this case still seems like a little too much effort for your average joe zombie.  I hate to say this, but for once Florida knows how do things correctly.

[Lambsbread]

Zombies typically don't hang around to talk to police, admit guilt, and get criminally charged.

Pansy zombies do.

[MaxQue]

Okay, so this is how zombies do it in Baltimore.  We saw in Miami how it should be done, and then we saw how those effete Canadian zombies do it, but this case still seems like a little too much effort for your average joe zombie.  I hate to say this, but for once Florida knows how do things correctly.

You forgot the guy who throw its intestines at police in New Jersey.

4 cases in a week is more than enough. All on the East Coast. I'm very hapy to have left the coast for the plateaux.

[Donerail]

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Statement to the Huffington Post.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

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Statement to the Huffington Post.

Those are the types of statements you only see in the backstories of zombie movies...

Sh!t just got real.