Never Wrong Astrologists Predict The Election.....

[Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.]

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[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

And we trust these astrologers why?

[ilikeverin]

Hey, I know Chris Brennan!  I remember him as being quite intense.

[NHI]

Yeah...not sure I buy into this.

[Lambsbread]

And we trust these astrologers why?

Because they're

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Yeah...not sure I buy into this.

Anyone want to bet that he would have if they had predicted the opposite?

[Lambsbread]

Yeah...not sure I buy into this.

Anyone want to bet that he would have if they had predicted the opposite?

Yeah him and Winfield would've creamed.

[Lincoln Republican]

I cannot deny the accuracy of the star gazers prognostications, after all, no one understands better than they what it means when Mercury starts bouncing around on the rings of Saturn.

But what really made me a believer is after I had spoken with the now famous Henry Winkeldorper, who told me the same thing just yesterday after returning to earth following his abduction by aliens.

Henry told me that Zoltar, the Supreme Overlord of the planet Neptune, had told him as well that Obama would win the election.

I asked Henry how Zoltar came to this conclusion. 

Says Henry, and I quote:

Well, Zoltar, with whom I am now on a first name basis, told me that he had been sending super sonic waves to U.S. voters, planting in their minds, very subliminally

V O T E F O R O B A M A V O T E F O R O B A M A V O T E F O R O B A M A   

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Astrology is why we need to make sure birth certificates are authentic.  Obama may turn out to be a Cancer upon our nation.

[BaldEagle1991]

I think the 'Redskins Rule' is much more reliable.

[NHI]

Yeah...not sure I buy into this.

Anyone want to bet that he would have if they had predicted the opposite?

No.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Haven't the astrologists predict Kerry's victory in 2004?

[Mechaman]

I do think Obama will ultimately pull out an election victory, however I wouldn't put credence into what astrologers say.  After all, they are a bunch of freaks.

[Lincoln Republican]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

[morgieb]

lol wut?

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

So Ron Paul will win?

[Holmes]

This is fun, but silly.

no one understands better than they what it means when Mercury starts bouncing around on the rings of Saturn.

Well, I think that would literally be rather disastrous if it were to happen.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

I already knew you went to some hairy lengths to carry water for Romney, but not this shaggy.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

Right, we all know your job application has been rejected by the SNL, but there's no need to torture us.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I remember when Jamespol said the astrologists predicted Hillary would win in 2012...

[Lincoln Republican]

Just sing my composition to the tune of

Age of Aquarius

and you'll have great fun.

I promise.

And if you don't know the song, look it up on You Tube or somewhere, sung by The 5th Dimension.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Just sing my composition to the tune of

Age of Aquarius

and you'll have great fun.

I promise.

And if you don't know the song, look it up on You Tube or somewhere, sung by The 5th Dimension.

We know what the tune is; we're just wondering what you're smoking?

[Lincoln Republican]

Just sing my composition to the tune of

Age of Aquarius

and you'll have great fun.

I promise.

And if you don't know the song, look it up on You Tube or somewhere, sung by The 5th Dimension.

We know what the tune is; we're just wondering what you're smoking?

Personal attack?

And this is a thread about astrology after all.

[Lincoln Republican]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

So Ron Paul will win?

Well, you know, anything is possible in this crazy election year.

Who knew that Santorum would clobber Romney in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado?

All in one night!!!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

When Barack is in the Seventh House

And Alexrod aligns with Mars

Then Mitt will guide the planets

And Rhoades will steer the stars

This is the dawning of the age of election year

Age of election year

Election year election year

So Ron Paul will win?

Well, you know, anything is possible in this crazy election year.

Who knew that Santorum would clobber Romney in Missouri, Minnesota, and Colorado?

Wait...

Dude, you're not being a hack!