Fedoras

[minionofmidas]

He might be, if he were wearing a fedora instead of a trilby.

[minionofmidas]

Fedoras look atrocious on nearly everyone who attempts to pull them off. I've found that they're generally unstylish tools.



Cabby hats are pretty cool: working class vibes, fits modern dress and a variety of age groups.

This is very true but they look terrible on me.

[minionofmidas]

Cabby hats are pretty cool

This is very true but they look terrible on me.

You've too much hair.  For a hirsute like yourself only a wizard's-hat would do:

Wide-brimmed straws* look fine on me.

*and similar materials. I have one that I *think* is jute, and just bought one today that is made of papyrus.