Predict the political views/voting records of these apolitical teenagers/young

[Vermin Supreme]

Teen 1: Already drinking at the age of 15, is in resource classes, plays video games everyday of his life, listen to metal, smokes marijuana, white, middle class, freshman, also skateboards during the summer.

Teen 2: Wear Hollister brand clothing, white, female, affluent, listen to pop music, sophomore, has a boyfriend that is two years older then her, reads tons of books

Teen 3: Juggalo, poor, owns both a PS3 and XBOX 360, despises reading books and magazines, white, loves to hang out at the mall and the movies, has token drugs such as LSD and crack.

Teen 4: Puerto Rican, poor, listen to reggaeton music as well as contemporary hip hop/rap, smokes cigars and the bong, drop out of school at the age of 17, has two girlfriends at the moment, goes out in the night into the city for rap battles, favorite food is twinkies.

Teen 5: White, has high functioning autism, IQ is 120, speech delay, senior, will be the first person in his family to go to college, works at a grocery market, has an electric guitar and plays in a band, reads Rolling Stone and Spin online, has a Pandora account.

[Vermin Supreme]

Person 1: Libertarian or apolitical

Person 2: More likely a Republican

Person 3: Apolitical

Person 4: Strongly Democrat

Person 5: Libertarian

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

Teen 5 sounds like a stereotypical Ron Paul supporter.

[ModerateCoward]

1,2,5 R(5 is Rawn Pahl tard too), 3,4 D. Most likely 3 will be D though, probably 1 or 2 would buck the trend.

[Vermin Supreme]

ICP fans strike me as group of people, 95% percent of the Democratic party and the Republican party would be strongly embrassed to have Juggalos voting their candidates. ICP fans also would be too busy being on crystal meth while watching wrestling to bother going to the ballots.

[Lloyd Bentsen's Ghost]

Teen 1:
A populist-conservative Tea Party-type Republican. Not socially conservative, but very anti-gun control and pro-"Drill Here, Drill Now."

Teen 2:
A socially conservative establishment Republican.

Teen 3:
Prone to Alex Jones-style conspiracy theories and on the rare occasion he votes it will be for Ron Paul-type candidates.

Teen 4:
Urban Democrat. Because he's PR and not Mexican, the illegal immigration issue isn't a big factor for him.

Teen 5:
Either be a libertarian-leaning Republican or a Bill Gates Democrat.

[ModerateCoward]

how is #2 socially conservative?

[Vermin Supreme]

how is #2 socially conservative?

Nothing in my description of the girl indicates that she's socially conservative. I'll say that #2 would be a establishment Republican that watches Fox News and if old enough to vote, would cast her ballot for Mitt Romney.

[Simfan34]

1) Democrat

2) Democrat

3) Democrat

4) Democrat

5) Democrat

[Vermin Supreme]

1) Democrat

2) Democrat

3) Democrat

4) Democrat

5) Democrat

Not sure if serious. Except for teen 4 who is defintley a Democrat.

[Governor Scott]

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[N.i.K.]

1) Most likely a Republican. I know plenty of these types of people.

2) Could go either way, really. I wouldn't say socially conservative, but my response might be colored due to the area I live in. I'll go with Republican.

3) Working-class Democrat. Parents probably voted for Hillary.

4) Democrat. Duh.

5) Libertarian/Independent. Despises the political "elite."

[Vermin Supreme]

1) Most likely a Republican. I know plenty of these types of people.

You know Republicans who are also skateboarding fanatics and  drink illegal at an early age?

[Emperor SJoyce]

Teen 1: Tea Party-type guy, rails about how 'the establishment' is oppressing him, pro-legalization, this cycle would vote for Paul, then a grudging Romney, or just stays home.

Teen 2: Hey look, it's the Republican base. Stereotypical R. Romney (possible Santorum voter).

Teen 3: Likes drugs, is poor, probably didn't graduate high school. Democrat, when he takes the time to vote (which isn't often).

Teen 4: For the reasons previously listed, easily Democratic.

Teen 5: Probably Libertarian/Ron Paul Republican.

[I Can't Get That Sound You Make, Out Of My Head]

1. Libertarian
2. Republican
3. Apolitical democrat.
4. Democrat
5. Libertarian

[Vermin Supreme]

Teen 2: Hey look, it's the Republican base. Stereotypical R. Romney (possible Santorum voter).

She'll be Romney voter all the way in the primary. Huntsman will be her next choice on the list of Republicans running in 2012.

[white trash heroes]

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anyone that posts these or those fucking letter threads should be banned

[ChairmanSanchez]

Why is number 5 a Paul supporter? Roemer, McCotter, or Huntsman all seem to fit him just as well.

[Emperor SJoyce]

Teen 2: Hey look, it's the Republican base. Stereotypical R. Romney (possible Santorum voter).

She'll be Romney voter all the way in the primary. Huntsman will be her next choice on the list of Republicans running in 2012.

Not sure on that; seems like the kind of person who could be convinced that Romney is a "Massachusetts moderate" and doesn't belong in the party. It doesn't say whether or not she's a Christian or strongly religious; assuming she is (which she likely would be), she probably donates to something like the Fellowship, Christian Voice, the Christian Coalition, etc. Probably has an Eagle Forum account too. Of course, she's also affluent, so I'd say 80% she backed Romney in the primary, 20% Santorum. I don't see her as a Huntsman voter.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

How ironic.  I have Asperger's, love music (especially oldies rock music), and am conservative.

[InsaneTrollLogic]

I actually dated a girl in Florida who was #2...but she was black and had hippie friends from NCF but knew everyone in Tampa.. :p she turned 20 when I was dating her...last year. She yelled at me for jumping to the conclusion that Gabby Giffords was assasinated when she was just shot in the head.

#3 is my step-brother. He's turning 24 in August. My parents voted for Hillary. They are reservation teachers. He now has a wife and a kid. They are pretty much Haley and Jeff from American Dad!

#1 is a typical Sigma Alpha Epsilon member....they are between the ages of 18 and 27.  They suck.... they drink Shock Top and play Skyrim all day...then smoke dope and call the police when someone else smokes dope in front of them....total tools...I just got done dating a girl who left her husband for being that stupid.

#5 is half of my department....there are a few in the fraternities... pretty much the entire Stoner Frat scene are nerds or scrubs.


....and I was almost going to be remarried to the female version of #4...she also had 2 girlfriends...she was 28 when we started being FWB...and 29 when I got her her promise tattoo in Newark.

These people don't really change much between the ages of 15-17 and 20-29.