BRTD vs. Dora The Explorer

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

It was ineviatable.

BRTD, of course.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Let's see...

In the campaign, it's a tough fight for the youth vote as its the youngest ever general election campaign of all time. However, BRTD isn't seen as condescending as Dora, who for some reason feels the need to repeat everything she says in front of youth offices. However, Dora makes great inroads among Hispanic voters as well as Catholics. As well, she does well among low income families in the South due to her family being in a similar situation down in Mexico. But BRTD wins a number of "takin' our jobs!" votes in the Rust Belt to offset it. As for the West, BRTD could've had a shot at it, being from rural Minnesota. But he hates in suburbs and rural areas, and Dora, herself from a rural area, points that out. Blacks go heavily for BRTD due to perceived racist connotations about Dora and her "monkey" pal.

It's actually a pretty horrible election in terms of candidates appealing to multiple groups.

BRTD: 215
Dora: 211
Tossup: 112

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Somewhat based on Cathcon's ideas; 269-269.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Is Dora eligible for the presidency? Granted, BRTD isn't either (only 29), but I digress.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Somewhat based on Cathcon's ideas; 269-269.

I was considering something like this. I was wondering about NC and the Plains West, specifically.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Is Dora eligible for the presidency? Granted, BRTD isn't either (only 29), but I digress.

I refuse to believe so until I see her birth certificate.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

You're a year off, I'm 28. But isn't Dora supposed to be like 6?