Top 5 Favorite Presidents

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

5. George W. Bush
4. Andrew Jackson
3. Calvin Coolidge
2. George H.W. Bush
1. Ronald Reagan

What... what has... what is this?

I like the foreign policy. He destroyed the Taliban Government in Afghanistan. Surely that must be a plus.

That's a minus...

So you'd prefer that it was still legal to stone women in Afghanistan. Me no understand

Look, BritishDixie, you have to understand that Liberalism is all about tolerance. You have to learn to tolerate and appreciate the lifestyles these people live, as alternatives to our own evil, Western lifestyles, and to appreciate the culture and heritage. Women getting stoned and raped is an important part of that and I think we should all respect that.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I think it's finally time I put down a list...

Remember, it's not best Presidents, but favorite ones. Keep that in mind.

1. John Calvin Coolidge (Republican-Massachusetts)
2. William McKinley (Republican-Ohio)
3. John Adams (Federalist-Massachusetts)
4. Ronald Wilson Reagan Richard Milhous Nixon (Republican-California)
5. Stephen Grover Cleveland (Democrat-New York)

I honestly wasn't sure who to put. Among contenders were John Quincy Adams, Martin Van Buren (not even sure why), Abe Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, Teddy Roosevelt, etc. Really, I don't think that I can rank them, but here's my first attempt. Have at it.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I thought you loved Nixon?

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

I thought you loved Nixon?

You're right. I guess ol' Ronald can be bumped for the original Best President from California.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

5. George W. Bush
4. Andrew Jackson
3. Calvin Coolidge
2. George H.W. Bush
1. Ronald Reagan

What... what has... what is this?

I like the foreign policy. He destroyed the Taliban Government in Afghanistan. Surely that must be a plus.

That's a minus...

So you'd prefer that it was still legal to stone women in Afghanistan. Me no understand

It would be a plus if the Taliban were actually destroyed.