Dear Diary

[Solopop]

Personal Diary of Ms. Hillary Clinton, NO BOYS ALLOWED!

21st January 2007

I did it today, I announced my run for presidency to a roaring crowd - they love me. I feel so confident, no one can stop me. I will be the next President, I mean - who is actually going to stop me? Obama, who? Gore, old! Biden, Crazy! I'm unstoppable, recent polling shows I'm ahead by 25 points and Maggie says internals are even higher. But, I wonder if Bill has still been frequenting his women, he's always out. He never talks to me anymore, I don't think he is but what do I know? Chelsea's always busy these days being a Congresswoman has changed her life, to be honest I think she only won because of her name but I'd never tell her that. In three days I've got a massive campaign rally in Philly, they're expecting 5 000. Bill, Chels and I will all be there. Any way, Senate hearing on Pay disparity. Got to run!

xoxo Hilly.

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25th January 2007

So I rocked up to the rally and there was like 250 people there, it wasn't in some big public place it was in some hotel ballroom and it was a fundraiser. I don't know why I wasn't told this and why I was lead to believe I was having a rally but I guess it makes sense - who has rallies this early!? But it was a massive success we raised close to 11 million which will probably all be spent in Iowa where I'm behind Vilsack and Obama - who the hell is this Obama kid? In reality most of the money ended up coming from a few people.

Anyway, I may not be able to write in here for awhile as I begin my three months 50 state sweep. According to Maggie we'll be starting in New York and finishing in Hawaii where she promised Bill and I a week together (wink, wink).

xoxo Hilly.

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1st May 2007

Wow, been a long time since I've written anything in here, just did my fifty state sweep - well actually more like 46, do we really need to go to BOTH Dakotas!!!!!!!!!!!? Maggie tells me it was a massive success and that we've raised close to 250 million far ahead of anyone else. Despite my lead there is some threat rising apparently the ground game of Tom Vilsack in Iowa is crazy and his campaign reckons if they finished 1st there they've got the momentum, I can't let that happen. Recent national polling puts me in the lead but the other candidates are gaining on me which is a little scary as I assumed I was far ahead.

In the Democratic Primaries, who will you be voting for?

- Senator Hillary Clinton, 30%
- Governor Tom Wilsack, 21%
- Senator Barrack Obama, 19%
- Senator Joseph Biden, 18%
- Senator John Edwards, 10%
others, 2%

This was a poll done by PPP recently Vilsack has made enormous gains, I'm a little bit nervous now. And Obama has an Oprah appearance coming up, how will that affect my lead? See you in about a month.

xoxo Hilly

[Jerseyrules]

So is this going to be as per otl?  Very funny though; keep it up

[JerryArkansas]

Sorry for being nit picky but you misspelled Tom Vilsack.

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7th May, 2007

This will be my last diary entry, Maggie tells me it's dangerous to keep a diary as anyone could find it. Some new people have joined the race Howard Dean and Mark Warner, Warner poses the biggest threat. I'm being told the fire is ready - hmpf.

Going to miss you.

xoxo Hilly.