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« on: July 12, 2012, 11:40:46 AM »
« edited: August 01, 2012, 03:44:22 PM by The Pope »

Because raising interest about foreign policy among general population of Atlasia is one of my priorities, I'm breaking with custom and opening DoEA offices on Fantasy board.


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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2012, 10:07:21 AM »

I suppose my work office shall be opened in here.
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 12:28:42 PM »

Scandal.

I've been invigilated by the White House!

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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 12:30:43 PM »

Its my super secret police! Grin
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2012, 12:31:34 PM »

Napoleon, I thought you were Italian, not German.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2012, 12:34:57 PM »

Napoleon, I thought you were Italian, not German.

I see you never had the pleasure of hearing about my "band of orange thugs".
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2012, 12:36:12 PM »

Smart idea, putting it on this board, Mr. VP! Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2012, 12:55:15 PM »

Napoleon, I thought you were Italian, not German.

I see you never had the pleasure of hearing about my "band of orange thugs".

You should see a doctor about that.
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2012, 01:50:15 PM »

Napoleon, I thought you were Italian, not German.

I see you never had the pleasure of hearing about my "band of orange thugs".

I believe the term was "the orange steroid mob".
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2012, 06:18:46 PM »

Dammit! How did they stick me with an office that lacks windows?
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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2012, 07:39:32 PM »

Dammit! How did they stick me with an office that lacks windows?

Wow, I didn't know Napoleon was that German...
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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2012, 07:52:18 AM »

Statement from the Secretary of External Affairs


Ladies and Gentlemen,


I would like to share with you the Department agenda for next days. First of all, I'm going to seek a consultations with a number of my predecessors in order to learn from their experiences.

Second of all, I'm planning to select our first diplomatic delegation made up with citizens presently not involved with the Government as a way to gain a fresh, unbiased outlook, as well as promoting foreign policy with general population.

Third of all, we're planning to create Syrian Task Force, which would study the issue exclusively and remain in close touch with our allies.


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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2012, 10:56:47 PM »

I'm very pleased to announce three major actions taken by the Department of External Affairs.

First, the Hon. former Governor Winfield of Northeast has agreed to embark a diplomatic mission to Liechtenstein as the Secretary's envoy.

Second, my right hand man, Ambassador Cathcon, will soon depart on a diplomatic tour to Europe, where he'll discuss situation in Syria with our allies. 

Third, team of our legal experts is currently preparing a draft of a bill aimed at coordinating efforts of our various intelligence and law enforcement agencies in dealing with international terrorism. When finished, the project will be presented to President Napoleon for approval.
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« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2012, 03:56:43 PM »

I thank the Secretary of External Affairs for this opportunity and will be embarking shortly upon my diplomatic mission.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2012, 12:49:14 AM »

I want to express my deep sorrow over terrorist attack in Bulgaria and offer condolences to the victims, their families and the Israeli government.
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« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2012, 01:41:04 AM »

I want to express my deep sorrow over terrorist attack in Bulgaria and offer condolences to the victims, their families and the Israeli government.
Mr. VP- I appreciate this statement and believe it speaks for everyone

I issued a statement in my office earlier about the attack and urged this administration to stand with the Israelis in whatever course they choose to bring those responsible swiftly to justice. I want to know where you stand and what message you are conveying to the Israelis on behalf of our nation at this critical hour regarding potential military conflict...

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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2012, 01:27:00 PM »

I want to express my deep sorrow over terrorist attack in Bulgaria and offer condolences to the victims, their families and the Israeli government.
A Bulgarian was also killed.
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« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2012, 06:00:56 AM »

I want to express my deep sorrow over terrorist attack in Bulgaria and offer condolences to the victims, their families and the Israeli government.
A Bulgarian was also killed.

I apologize for this unfortunate omission.
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« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2012, 01:45:50 PM »

Mr. VP- I'd appreciate a reply to my earlier inquiry when you get a chance....
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« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2012, 03:52:13 PM »

Mr. VP- I'd appreciate a reply to my earlier inquiry when you get a chance....

There is no potential military conflict, Senator.
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2012, 07:11:08 AM »
« Edited: July 25, 2012, 07:28:40 AM by Jonathan Crane, Gotham City Judge »

July 25th, 2012
The Ambassador made a brief glance back at the airport before making the final step onto the plane headed for London. Over the past two weeks he'd been briefed on the history of Syria, the current situation, the issues, and the major players. On his trip he'd be meeting with members of the foreign policy departments of a number of nations including England, France, and Germany.
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« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2012, 07:09:03 PM »

Report, 7-27-2012
I arrived in London in time to find the embassy before the Olympics. I didn't have a ticket or a seat and most of the British major officials' schedules were busy, but I was able to shake hands with workers at the embassy and talk to a British expert on Syria. I'd only be able to meet with British First Secretary of State William Hague early the next morning.
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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2012, 09:05:44 AM »

Report, 7-28-2012
"My God, what awful teeth he has", I thought as I shook hands with the head of Prime Minister Cameron's foreign policy team, First Secretary of State William Hague. The man had a long career in Parliament, stretching back to the late 1980's, so I felt I should respect him nonetheless. "I suppose the issue we're here to discuss today is Syria." said one of the lower officials. "Yes", I concurred. "Right now I've been informed that out in Syria that regime forces are shelling some place called 'Aleppo'." "That's just begun happening.", piped up one of Hague's underlings. "I think before we agree on anything, it should be made clear that right now that Atlasia is unlikely to go to war. The citizens are estimated to be decided against a motion to allow military force against Iran two to one. Also, our President, Napoleon, is himself quite against war and will likely veto the bill should it even reach his desk. That said, it is unlikely of him to approve of open military action against Syria either." "Perfectly understood", replied Hague, "Great Britain as well has only taken action via diplomacy thus far. In April we attended a 75 nation conference in Istanbul. One of the main issues I've talked about is placing this back into the hands of the U.N. Security Council. However, for now, we've recognized the Syrian National Council as the legitimate government in the area." "As have both the country I represent, Atlasia, and France."

Discussion continued throughout the meeting. Among the topics discussed were the idea of aiding the Syrian National Council, the issue of Russia and China's veto over foreign intervention and how that affected out ability to aid them, and for post-Assad Syria. It seemed inevitable by now that Assad was unlikely to come out of this as the ruler of Syria and the issue of recent defector Manaf Tlass, known for incredible photo-ops, came up. It was decided that I would be soon making my next stop, this time in France, to attain as much information on the situation with Tlass and their plans as possible. I departed Great Britain the next day. And I didn't catch any of the Olympics.
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2012, 03:46:55 PM »

Former Northeast Governor Winfield returned from his week-long diplomatic mission in Liechtenstein and presented full report to the President and the Secretary.

I'm very grateful for his efforts, especially a valuable report, Secretary Kalwejt commented.

The Secretary added he'd be very pleased to publish the report.



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« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2012, 04:41:49 PM »

Execute him!
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