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« on: July 14, 2012, 11:22:21 am »
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http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/07/14/iowa_woman_claims_to_be_a_us_senator.html

well, lol.
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« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2012, 11:31:44 am »
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Quote from: Vice President & SoEA Kalwejt on July 14, 2012, 11:22:21 am
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/07/14/iowa_woman_claims_to_be_a_us_senator.html

well, lol.

lol indeed. This is awesome. Do we know what specific event caused the takeover of the U.S. government under Ulysses S. Grant in 1871?
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« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 11:59:10 am »
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Oh boy she's nuts.

Edit: Of course she's a Paulite as well.
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« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 12:07:25 pm »
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Slow news day.
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« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2012, 12:25:49 pm »
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Slow news day.

Really?

Some Iowa woman just discovered that the United States Government is illegitimate since 1871.

That's srs business.
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« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2012, 12:47:05 pm »
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Quote from: Vice President & SoEA Kalwejt on July 14, 2012, 12:25:49 pm
Quote from: Holmes on July 14, 2012, 12:07:25 pm
Slow news day.

Really?

Some Iowa woman just discovered that the United States Government is illegitimate since 1871.

That's srs business.
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« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2012, 02:25:59 pm »
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Quote from: Cathcon on July 14, 2012, 11:31:44 am
Quote from: Vice President & SoEA Kalwejt on July 14, 2012, 11:22:21 am
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2012/07/14/iowa_woman_claims_to_be_a_us_senator.html

well, lol.

lol indeed. This is awesome. Do we know what specific event caused the takeover of the U.S. government under Ulysses S. Grant in 1871?

The passage of "An Act To Provide A Government for the District of Columbia" (16 Stat. at L. [181 U.S. 453, 458] 419, chap. 62), via gross misinterpretation of this clause describing the home-rule authority of the city's new municipal government:

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'That all that part of the territory of the United States included within the limits of the District of Columbia be, and the same is hereby, created into a government by the name of the District of Columbia by which name it is hereby constituted a body corporate for municipal purposes, and may contract and be contracted with, sue and be sued, plead and be impleaded, have a seal, and exercise all other powers of a municipal corporation not inconsistent with the Constitution and laws of the United States and the provisions of this act.'

Also, it apparently becomes incredibly very super serious business because the act references "THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" rather than "The Constitution for the united states of America" like it's worded in the original document. As we all know, changing the capitalization of a single phrase and saying "of" instead of "for" has serious legal ramifications that can totally lead to the spontaneous creation of an entirely new form of government.

Oh, also, Jews international bankers caused the Civil War:

http://www.serendipity.li/jsmill/us_corporation.htm
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« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2012, 02:56:09 pm »
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Quote from: Bacon King on July 14, 2012, 02:25:59 pm
Also, it apparently becomes incredibly very super serious business because the act references "THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA" rather than "The Constitution for the united states of America" like it's worded in the original document. As we all know, changing the capitalization of a single phrase and saying "of" instead of "for" has serious legal ramifications that can totally lead to the spontaneous creation of an entirely new form of government.

What a gross violation of the Founding Fathers' intents!
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« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2012, 06:40:14 pm »
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<facepalm />

How could anyone possibly so misconstrue the purposes of that 1871 act?

The main thing it did was consolidate the cities of Georgetown and Washington, along with the unincorporated areas of Washington County into a single unitary government for all of the District of Columbia.
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« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2012, 06:43:12 pm »
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Quote from: True Federalist on July 14, 2012, 06:40:14 pm
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How could anyone possibly so misconstrue the purposes of that 1871 act?

The main thing it did was consolidate the cities of Georgetown and Washington, along with the unincorporated areas of Washington County into a single unitary government for all of the District of Columbia.

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« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2012, 06:55:44 pm »
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On second thought, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.  There are some idiots who think the gold fringe found on some US flags is symbolic of martial law.
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« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2012, 01:24:40 am »
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Quote from: True Federalist on July 14, 2012, 06:55:44 pm
On second thought, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.  There are some idiots who think the gold fringe found on some US flags is symbolic of martial law.

Including our old friend Basil Marceaux .com.
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« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 11:00:30 am »
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« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2012, 05:40:24 pm »
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Somebody's been listening to Alex Jones too much.
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