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« Reply #25 on: September 20, 2013, 12:35:37 pm »
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You don't remember Tiffanye and the hotel room in Mina AR, and the pregnancy scare, Scott?
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« Reply #26 on: September 20, 2013, 12:38:31 pm »
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You never know what will happen after they've both had a sip of wine!
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« Reply #27 on: September 20, 2013, 01:09:02 pm »

You never know what will happen after they've both had a sip of wine!

Exchange the Christian side hug for a bear hug. Oh the moral horror Smiley
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« Reply #28 on: September 20, 2013, 02:20:38 pm »
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this was the closest i could get the states to looking like a penis






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It crosses the Mason Dixon line.

Of course it does.  Have you not heard that the South will rise again?
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« Reply #29 on: September 20, 2013, 02:41:07 pm »
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You don't remember Tiffanye and the hotel room in Mina AR, and the pregnancy scare, Scott?

I seldom read the Update thread, so no. Tongue
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« Reply #30 on: September 20, 2013, 07:17:14 pm »
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if bushie considers this young lady his gf after a few fb conversations, is it unreasonable to believe she will be his fiance after one or two dates?
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« Reply #31 on: September 21, 2013, 08:41:06 pm »
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You don't remember Tiffanye and the hotel room in Mina AR, and the pregnancy scare, Scott?

That was the story I was remembering. I thought it was Florida, but I stand corrected.
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« Reply #32 on: September 29, 2013, 05:02:50 am »
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I'm changing my vote to yes.
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« Reply #33 on: September 29, 2013, 01:49:13 pm »
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There will be no engagement at least until I get a job.  I plan on finishing school in early March, so the earliest it could happen would be probably mid-April or early May even.
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« Reply #34 on: September 29, 2013, 02:16:14 pm »
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You don't remember Tiffanye and the hotel room in Mina AR, and the pregnancy scare, Scott?

I seldom read the Update thread, so no. Tongue

Anyway as I understand it ejaculation can occur spontaneously with these hard up types.
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« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2013, 04:38:16 pm »
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it looks like we'll have to litigate over whether or not this causes BUSHIE.ENGAGED.OCT31 to expire at 100 or not.

The date has been set for 6/6/15.  Her idea.  We are not engaged and will not do so until I get a job.  Probably next summer I'll pop the question.  The reason for that is I will not allow my bride's ring be purchased by her mother-in-law.  No other details have been discussed except for what the house will be like.


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« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2013, 06:29:11 pm »
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We really have to start setting up gambling lines for this. If I banged the under I would be pissed if I was caught in some technicality that he didnt drop to one knee yet.
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« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2013, 06:42:21 pm »

this was the closest i could get the states to looking like a penis






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« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2013, 10:05:46 pm »
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... and the answer is a big, fat, morbidly obese "yes"! Bushie crushed it, it's barely even October!
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« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2013, 10:42:07 pm »
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He beat Columbus day, even!
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« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2013, 05:39:46 am »
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Ahem. Grumpy called it. Congrats Phil.
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« Reply #41 on: October 15, 2013, 10:28:53 pm »
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Bushie basically just gave in and admitted to being "undercover engaged". We're still over two weeks away from Halloween.
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« Reply #42 on: October 15, 2013, 10:31:50 pm »
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KNOCKED it out of the park! Congrats to Bushie!
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« Reply #43 on: October 15, 2013, 10:38:02 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: October 15, 2013, 11:06:12 pm »
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Talk about predictable...
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« Reply #45 on: October 16, 2013, 12:27:11 am »
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The happy couple:

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« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2013, 12:32:27 am »
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I have to admit, I didn't think it would happen *this* fast, as I didn't realize that Allison would turn out to be just as eager as Bushie.  Bushie is apparently only attracted to women who are desperate to get engaged after two dates?
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« Reply #47 on: October 16, 2013, 12:46:08 am »
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I have to admit, I didn't think it would happen *this* fast, as I didn't realize that Allison would turn out to be just as eager as Bushie.  Bushie is apparently only attracted to women who are desperate to get engaged after two dates?

This kind of thing really might be fairly routine in Oklahoma. As Bushie has said, almost all of his friends have been married with children for years and years already. You don't date people in Oklahoma, you "court" them like a good Christian (marry them and knock them up as quickly as possible whether you really love them or not). At Bushie's age, he should already be thinking about what his grandchildren will pop out looking like!
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« Reply #48 on: October 16, 2013, 02:03:50 am »
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When you're not allowed to have sex until marriage, what's the point of dating for years before getting engaged? A man can't live on brief relaxations alone.
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