ExtremeRepublican/Dinesh D'Souza - 532 EV; 67% PV
darthebearnc/"Free the Nipple" Activist - 6 EV; 29% PV
In his bid for reelection, President ExtremeRepublican is able to capitalize upon his successful first term in office, campaigning on the popular achievements of his Administration such as banning Islam and criminalizing abortion (with the punishment, of course, being execution by beheading for both the doctor and the mother). The Silent Majority turns out in record numbers to reelect President ExtremeRepublican with an extreme margin over lieberal coward darthebearnc. The Democratic Party then crumples into shambles after Vice President Dinesh D'Souza successfully proves once and for all that both (a) Jesus is Our Lord and Savior and (b) Democrats are secretly the party of racists who have exploited the support of African Americans to keep them impoverished and uneducated.