Make up a map between you and the preceding poster.

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My best-case scenario, probably.

President Fred Phoenix (R-ME) / Vice President Justin Amash (R-MI) - 329
Senator Phoebe Emily Ebs (D-NC) / Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) - 209

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Making a map where I lose, as we were told to do on Page 1:

I didn't even know we were supposed to do that.
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Dem primaries

Governor Louis L. "Long Live" Rock (NY)
Senator Patricia "Peebs" Eebs (NC)
After narrowly losing the general election on May 2, LLR was widely expected to run for, and win, the Democratic nomination for the May 3 election. LLR's only opposition was also-very-liberal Peebs. He led her in all but New England and the Carolinas.

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Representative Barry Goldwater IV (R-WA) - 303
Senator Penelope Peebly (D-NC) - 235
Peebly was regarded as too liberal, allowing Goldwater to win handily. Both of them also won their home states for some reason.

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Senator Xavier Treme (R-TN) / Governor Thomas N. Volunteer (R-MT) - 269
Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC) / Senator Corey Crane (D-WA) - 269

Congress chooses Treme.

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Let's make things interesting, shall we?

Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC) / Senator Tom Parrotstein (D-VA) - 265
Senator Xavier Treme (R-TN) / Businessman Oswald Ramarhkrishnan (R-OR) - 263
With the advantage of an unpopular Republican ticket, Governor Peebleton was leading throughout the race, but on October 26, records of sex-reassignment surgery came up. While a gaffe by Senator Treme misgendering her helped her bounce back in the polls and win her back the popular vote from behind, it couldn't get her to 270 by the time the Electoral College met. Minnesota abstaining, the GOP-dominated Congress votes in Treme in January. Perhaps the cruelest piece of the election (for Democrats, that is): The recounts in Minnesota ended on July 7. Peebleton led by 21 votes.

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Was gonna write a big thing about gender polarization for TNV, but okay.

President Tom Parrotstein (VA)
Governor Emily Peebleton (NC)
Governor Peebleton only applied for the North Carolina ballot as a joke, and won in an upset against President Parrotstein.
Anyway, here's what I had in mind for TNV: The Duality of Angry Woman

Congresswoman Marla T. Treasurer (R-MT) / Businessman Oswald Ramarhkrishnan (R-OR) _{(replacing Senator Xavier Treme (R-TN))} - 299/50.2%
Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC) / Senator Tom Parrotstein (D-VA) - 239/49.8%
In a contested convention, Martin Treasurer was picked as the Republican nominee, and he picked Tea Party champion Xavier Treme. Peebleton won in a tough, yet decisive victory against Senator Corey Crane of Washington. She picked Senator Tom Parrotstein as her running mate.
Beyond that, it was an average election... until the debates. Peebleton was confronted about a rumor that had recently surfaced. A former neighbor mentioned in an interview that he knew the now-Governor Peebleton as a young boy.
When she was about to confirm or deny the rumor, a woman named Ann Grey (nee Angerson) jumped onto the debate stage and castrated Treasurer, shouting "Heil Hassan, the Fuhrer of New Hampshire! The Reich of Angry Women will last for 78,779 years!" Her twin brother, Walter Heisenberg (again, ne Angerson), forced to take his wife's name, jumped on as well, shouting "Not if the Angry Men can help it! Sic semper trannies!" as he shot Peebleton.
From the hospital, Peebleton confirmed that she was indeed a trans woman, while Treasurer legally changed her gender and name to fit herself post-castration. Despite her previous remarks, this caused Treasurer to rise in polling of women.
Treme, believing that he had been running with a mentally ill (read: transgender) person this whole time, withdraws his name from the ticket, and is replaced by businessman Oswald Ramarhkrishnan by the RNC in spite of Treasurer's disavowal of his ""moderate" positions", in her own words.
By the end, polarization, the D next to Peebleton's name, and the Ds that used to be in both candidates' pants had combined to provide the map of a lifetime and the angriest victory speech in history.

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1964:

Senator Barry Goldwater (R-CA) / Congressman William Miller (R-NY) - 271
Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC) / Senator Hubert Humphrey (D-MN) - 267
PoD: Goldwater is literally just the poster except born in 1909 instead of 1995.
President Lyndon Johnson chose Governor Emily Peebleton of North Carolina, who had been serving her state since 1961, to be his running mate. However, when Johnson suffered a massive heart attack, killing him, on September 1, 1964, the Democratic National Committee chose Peebleton to be the top of the ticket, following President John McCormack declining to run. She chose Senator Hubert Humphrey as her running mate.
It proved to be an odd match-up. Peebleton was able to use the death of her former running mate to gain sympathy votes, and while Peebleton had a slim lead and seemed likely to become the 38th and first female president, a private investigator found in October that she had a "Christine Jorgensen" ten years prior. Despite this Goldwater's centrism relative to OTL's Goldwater and theoretical electability, it somehow came down to the wire, and after several days and recounts in Colorado and North Carolina, Goldwater prevailed in both, with a 2% lead in the NPV. Upon the call of her home state for Goldwater, Peebleton conceded.

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Senator Tom Parrotstein (D-VA)
Governor Emily Peebleton (D-NC)
After Parrotstein's upset in Iowa, intel on Peebleton revealing she had a sex change causes her polling to skyrocket in New Hampshire - angry women acknowledged her as one of their own, and angry men believed her to be a man infiltrating the inferior gender. Sadly, this caused her to falter everywhere else, winning only her home state afterwards.

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so New Hampshire is like super progressive and is one of two states to vote for someone just because they're trans? uh ok

Nah, it's a gender war up there, so angry men, transphobic as they are, see me as a spy for their team. Angry women, being more accepting, respect that I had the basic human decency required to leave the inferior team I was born a part of.
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