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« on: August 22, 2012, 07:21:35 pm »
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Hashemite for Senate!/Хашимитское в Сенат!

Наша вера Мустафинизм-комовизм!
Национа́льное движе́ние Алия́ Муста́фина

Elect me, and my comrade Xahar, to the Senate to represent the values of Mustafinism-Komovism. The Senate would be much more interesting and worthwhile if the outdated ideologies of liberalism, conservatism, socialism and other isms were replaced by the new ideology of Mustafinism-Komovism.

Because Atlasia is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS for VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE, I will post my serious platform. But understanding that nobody actually reads the very serious platforms, I have made it easier for all of you by using pictures to illustrate my platform. Very simple.

Economic policy
I believe in a strong, vibrant middle-class and a strong economy!



Foreign policy
I believe in strong, friendly diplomatic relations with our foreign partners!





Defense policy
A strong defense to defend ourselves against terrorism and other threats is vital!



Family policy
I believe in strong, happy families!



Transportation policy
What is there to say? Driving sucks.



I believe in stronger public transit to make it less crowded!



A message to moralfags
A special message to any Todd Akin wannabes out there, who hate freedom and want to impose their stupid sh**t on other people!



VOTE HASHEMITE #1. VOTE FOR MUSTAFINISM-KOMOVISM!
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 07:24:04 pm »
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Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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22:15   ComradeSibboleth   this is all extremely terrible and in all respects absolutely fycking dire.

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« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2012, 12:57:30 pm »
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« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2012, 07:45:00 pm »
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Early results from Voronezh and Tatarstan show that the ND "AM" candidates are winning over 65% of the vote, crushing those who seek to persecute our movement. I am confident of our chances to win.

The Movement will prevail.

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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2012, 03:52:14 pm »
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I gladly gave you my 1st preference.
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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2012, 06:40:07 pm »
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It's a shame you didn't make it. Sad I would have given you my first pref if I had known Marokai was safe...
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2012, 08:37:53 pm »
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It's a shame you didn't make it. Sad I would have given you my first pref if I had known Marokai was safe...

My parallel counts from the Ramzan Kadyrov Election Counting System tell me that I have won 99%. But, yes, the continued lack of animated gifs in Senate debates is very unfortunate and I fear that our party will be persecuted by the authorities.

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2012, 10:37:47 pm »
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The only proper reaction to a gifless Senate is to leave.

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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2012, 07:50:34 am »
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STATEMENT

National Movement "Aliya Mustafina" and Hashemite for Senate committee wish to thank all those who offered their first preference votes to the candidates of the Movement. Even if we suspect grave irregularities in the voting process, due to the strong anti-Mustafinist propaganda which all other parties have propagated during this campaign, it appears that both candidates of the Movement have been defeated. We regret the continued lack of gifs in the Senate and the upcoming attempts by the other parties to persecute Mustafinist-Komovist principles.

However, the National Movement "Aliya Mustafina" will continue fighting for Mustafinism-Komovism. We intend to participate in the upcoming Presidential election, and we invite all our potential supporters to indicate their support for the Movement.

Despite strong pressures against our Movement and voters, we are pleased by the success we have achieved in this election. We are confident that Mustafinism-Komovism will triumph.

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