Office of Fmr. Governor Simfan34

[Simfan34]

Is Simfan OK?

Yes. I nominate Bacon King for Pacific Justice. Everything will be returning back to order shortly. I will give a speech shortly, in the comimg days.

[Bacon King]

Is Simfan OK?

Yes. I nominate Bacon King for Pacific Justice. Everything will be returning back to order shortly. I will give a speech shortly, in the comimg days.

Sorry simfan but I decline because I just got elected Senator

[Simfan34]

Yes, I just thought of that. Sorry about not having shown up- and congrats.

I have some choices in mind, and I'll see if anyone is interested.

[Simfan34]

I nominate Ebowed to fill the vacancy.

[Simfan34]

I am taking a leave of absence until 11/27/2014 at 00:00 EST, effective immediately.

I delegate Speaker Spamage as Officer Administering the Government with the full powers of my office, with the exception of appointments to offices, for this period, unless the Constitution provides otherwise.

[Simfan34]

Back.

[Simfan34]

If you want to complain about how terrible of a job I am doing (because, to be fair, it's been pretty damn lacklustre as of late), feel free to do so here. Indeed, I would encourage it, both so I can try to build on criticism as well as be aware of it.

[Simfan34]

I hereby appoint Gully Foyle and Türkisblau to the vacant seats in the Legislative Assembly of the Pacific Region.

x Governor Varavour

[Simfan34]

Pacificans,

As a reminder, as per the constitution, we shall be having gubernatorial and legislative elections this Thursday, December 11. I shall be running for re-election, and I welcome campaigning and questioning from all sides.

Governor Varavour

[Paleobrazilian]

You have my vote, Mr. Governor. With common sense solutions we can make our region thrive.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

After a considerable amount of thought, the Transcendental Democrats have decided to back you for re-election.

[Simfan34]

After a considerable amount of thought, the Transcendental Democrats have decided to back you for re-election.

I am honoured by your endorsement.

I look forward to your vote, Paleobrazilian, and thank you for your support!

[Simfan34]

I will be taking a two day leave of absence due to sheer necessity. See you on Monday, when this is all over!

[Simfan34]

I hereby sign the above bill.

x Varavour

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Have formal results of the Council election been published yet?

[Simfan34]

 Gully Foyle, Paleobrazilian, and Turkisblau have been certified as the winners, and it was a competitive election. A competitive election in the Pacific. Who would have imagined such a thing?

[Paleobrazilian]

Congrats, Mr. Governor.

Can we take oath now?

[Simfan34]

I sign the aforestated bill.

x Varavour

[Simfan34]

Away till 01/03/2015.

[Simfan34]

I encourage all Pacificans to vote AYE on the Shorten Lame Duck Terms Amendment.

[Türkisblau]

The Council has approved  section three of An End to Graft Act.

An End to Graft Act

3. The Small Business Start-Up Loan Act shall be repealed, effective June 1, 2015.

[Simfan34]

I hereby sign the aforstated bill.

x Varavour

[Türkisblau]

Governor, the council has passed the Secure Life for Future Generations Act.

Secure Life for Future Generations Act

1. Repeal the "Public Funding for Abortion Act"

2. Those seeking abortion while age 16 or younger are required to first receive permission from their parents or legal guardians

3. All abortions in the third trimester, except for cases of rape, saving the life of the woman, and protecting the health of the woman, are outlawed

4. Any person who performs an illegal abortion will be sentenced to at least eighteen months in prison

[Simfan34]

I hereby sign the aforestated bill, with the utmost enthusiasm. Ringing the new year with a ringing strike for life!

x Varavour

[Türkisblau]

Governor, the council has passed the Farm Relief Act.

Farm Relief Act

1. All individually-owned and family-owned farms in the Pacific region suffering with drought and wildfire will be given enough relief funds to cover damage, as well as for preparation for the new growing season

2. $500 million shall be appropriated for this measure

3. The Farm Relief Bureau (FRB) is hereby created to administer these funds

4. All taxes related to income and land use shall be abolished on all farms of a size under one acre