Your Forum Cabinet

[Antonio the Sixth]

Doing it the French way, 'coz it's more fun. Hope I pleased everybody.

President Antonio V

General Secretary of the Presidency Kalwejt
Chief of Staff : Barnes
Special Adviser : Xahar
Diplomatic Adviser : Polnut
Other advisers : JulioMadrid, PX, Tender Branson, Tmthforu

President of the National Assembly Fuzzy
Leader of the NA Group : Belgiansocialist
President of the Senate Bgwah
Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

Leader of the Party Seatown

Prime Minister Hashemite

State Minister of Economy : Marokai
State Minister of National Education : Nathan
State Minister of Foreign Affairs : Big Bad Fab
State Minister of the Interior : Homelycooking
State Minister of Justice, Keeper of the Seals : Mechaman

Spokesperson of the Government : Oakvale
Minister of Finances : Franzl
Minister of Health : Redalgo
Minister of Culture : Gully Foyle
Minister of Environment : Hans-Im-Glück
Minister of Higher Education and Research : MaxQue
Minister of European Affairs : Lewis Trondheim
Minister of Labor : Al
Minister of Social Affairs : Snowstalker
Minister of Defense : Winston Disraeli

Junior Minister for Institutional Reform and Decentralization : Purple State
Junior Minister for Transparency : Junkie
Junior Minister for the Fight against Discrimination : TexasGurl
Junior Minister for Housing : Hawkeye
Junior Minister for Public Service : Dr. Cynic
Junior Minister for Territorial Management : Badger
Junior Minister for Energy : Snowguy
Junior Minister for Foreign Trade : King
Junior Minister for Small Business : Joe Republic
Junior Minister for Relations with Parliament : Scott

State Secretary for Transportation : AndrewCT
State Secretary for Agriculture and Fishing : Jake Matthews
State Secretary for Industry : Ingermann
State Secretary for Crafts : Bacon King
State Secretary for New Technologies : Hantheguitarman
State Secretary for Tourism : Politicus
State Secretary for Youth : Greenforest
State Secretary for Seniors and Veterans : Grumps
State Secretary for Family : Afleitch
State Secretary for the City : SJoyce
State Secretary for Development : Napoleon
State Secretary for Vocational Training and Apprenticeships : Hughento
State Secretary for Sports : Keystone Phil
State Secretary for the Overseas : Simfan
State Secretary for Francophones : Benoît

Wow... That was fun to make.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Seniors and Veterans, Tony, really? 

[King]

It's disgusting at how many white males you people are hiring.

[Maxwell]

President Maxwell (I-OK)
Vice President Goldwater (R-WA)

Secretary of State SJoyce (I-FL)
Secretary of Treasury: Shua (I-VA)
Secretary of Defense: Inks (R-MI)
Attorney General: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of the Interior: Governor Wolfentoad (D-CA)
Secretary of Agriculture: dead0man (R-NE)
Secretary of Commerce: Beet (D-MD)
Secretary of Labour: Grumps
Secretary of Transportation: King (D-NM)
Secretary of Energy: Talleyrand (D-TX)
Secretary of Education: Jerryarkansas (R-AR)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Cathcon (R-MI)

[Incipimus iterum]

President:Idaho Blue Dog Dem (D-ID)
Vice President:Cathcon (R-MI)
Chief of Staff: Miles (D-LA)
Secretary of State: Ben (D-VA)
Secretary of Defense:  RogueBeaver (R-ON)
Secretary of the Treasury: Inks (R-NE)
Attorney General:  Oakvale (I-CA)
Secretary of the Interior: Napoleon (D-CT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Jerryarkansas (R-AR)
Secretary of Commerce:  Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Labor: Seatown
Secretary of Education:  Tmthforu (R-KS)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Sjoycefla (I-FL)
Secretary of Transportation:  Marokai (D-OH)
Secretary of Energy:  Angus (R-IA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs:  Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security:  Talleyrand (R-TX)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: JulioMadrid (D-Spain)

[Antonio the Sixth]

Seniors and Veterans, Tony, really? 

What were you expecting, exactly? The Ministry of Alcohol, Girls and Party?

[TNF]

Vice President: Snowstalker (D-PA)

Secretary of State: Scott (D-CT)
Secretary of Defense: Ben (D-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Antonio V (D-CA)
Attorney General: Gass (D-WI)
Secretary of the Interior: Redalgo (I-MT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of Commerce: seatown (O-WA)
Secretary of Labor: opebo (D-MO)
Secretary of Education: Marokai (D-OH)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Adam Griffin (D-GA)
Secretary of Transportation: TexasDem (D-TX)
Secretary of Energy: Idaho Blue Dog Dem (D-ID)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Lief (D-NY)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Simfan (R-NY)

RogueBeaver would be my chief of staff.

[Mechaman]

Vice President: Yelnoc
Chief of Staff: ZuWo
Secretary of State: Cathcon
Secretary of Defense: Ben
Secretary of the Treasury: ChairmanSanchez
Attorney General: Simfan
Secretary of the Interior: HagridoftheDeep
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94
Secretary of Commerce: Torie
Secretary of Labor: Not sure
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Polnut
Secretary of Transportation: Supersonic
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: dead0man
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix
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Umm.. . . . . . . .LOL?

[Mechaman]

Doing it the French way, 'coz it's more fun. Hope I pleased everybody.

President Antonio V

General Secretary of the Presidency Kalwejt
Chief of Staff : Barnes
Special Adviser : Xahar
Diplomatic Adviser : Polnut
Other advisers : JulioMadrid, PX, Tender Branson, Tmthforu

President of the National Assembly Fuzzy
Leader of the NA Group : Belgiansocialist
President of the Senate Bgwah
Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

Leader of the Party Seatown

Prime Minister Hashemite

State Minister of Economy : Marokai
State Minister of National Education : Nathan
State Minister of Foreign Affairs : Big Bad Fab
State Minister of the Interior : Homelycooking
State Minister of Justice, Keeper of the Seals : Mechaman

Spokesperson of the Government : Oakvale
Minister of Finances : Franzl
Minister of Health : Redalgo
Minister of Culture : Gully Foyle
Minister of Environment : Hans-Im-Glück
Minister of Higher Education and Research : MaxQue
Minister of European Affairs : Lewis Trondheim
Minister of Labor : Al
Minister of Social Affairs : Snowstalker
Minister of Defense : Winston Disraeli

Junior Minister for Institutional Reform and Decentralization : Purple State
Junior Minister for Transparency : Junkie
Junior Minister for the Fight against Discrimination : TexasGurl
Junior Minister for Housing : Hawkeye
Junior Minister for Public Service : Dr. Cynic
Junior Minister for Territorial Management : Badger
Junior Minister for Energy : Snowguy
Junior Minister for Foreign Trade : King
Junior Minister for Small Business : Joe Republic
Junior Minister for Relations with Parliament : Scott

State Secretary for Transportation : AndrewCT
State Secretary for Agriculture and Fishing : Jake Matthews
State Secretary for Industry : Ingermann
State Secretary for Crafts : Bacon King
State Secretary for New Technologies : Hantheguitarman
State Secretary for Tourism : Politicus
State Secretary for Youth : Greenforest
State Secretary for Seniors and Veterans : Grumps
State Secretary for Family : Afleitch
State Secretary for the City : SJoyce
State Secretary for Development : Napoleon
State Secretary for Vocational Training and Apprenticeships : Hughento
State Secretary for Sports : Keystone Phil
State Secretary for the Overseas : Simfan
State Secretary for Francophones : Benoît

Wow... That was fun to make.

A quick comment:

Very interesting that you and Hash both think I would make a good Minister of Justice.  Where the hell does that come from?

Though honestly, I think Nix's post was probably the most realistic.  Given my talents.

[opebo]

Finally, some sensible men:

Secretary of Education: opebo (D-MO)**

Secretary of Labor: opebo (D-MO)

As for Nathan, where is your cabinet made up of mentally ill females?

[Marokai Backbeat]

It's interesting how many people have me down as an Attorney General.

Also, Nix, for whatever it's worth; I've also lived on a farm. You're not alone.

[opebo]

Also, Nix, for whatever it's worth; I've also lived on a farm. You're not alone.

I've not only lived on a farm, I've castrated pigs, grown my own garden (even had my own vegetable stand and drove around with Ma selling to restaurants), gone hunting (never killed anything), fishing, etc.  Learned to drive partly on farm tractors, partly on an authentic WWII era Jeep.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Well, I'm flattered to be chosen for Secretary of Commerce and head of HHS... I've never been suggested for that before, and if I could choose to serve in a spot, that would probably be one of my top choices.

Thank you for not just sticking me in agriculture... everybody seems to do that.  I'm not a farmer, though I do grow a mean vegetable garden.

My favorite positions would be transportation, HHS, or something to do with the environment or sustainable development.  (Even a climate change skeptic like me is well aware of the importance of sustainable development).

[Antonio the Sixth]

Doing it the French way, 'coz it's more fun. Hope I pleased everybody.

President Antonio V

General Secretary of the Presidency Kalwejt
Chief of Staff : Barnes
Special Adviser : Xahar
Diplomatic Adviser : Polnut
Other advisers : JulioMadrid, PX, Tender Branson, Tmthforu

President of the National Assembly Fuzzy
Leader of the NA Group : Belgiansocialist
President of the Senate Bgwah
Leader of the Senate Group : Lief

Leader of the Party Seatown

Prime Minister Hashemite

State Minister of Economy : Marokai
State Minister of National Education : Nathan
State Minister of Foreign Affairs : Big Bad Fab
State Minister of the Interior : Homelycooking
State Minister of Justice, Keeper of the Seals : Mechaman

Spokesperson of the Government : Oakvale
Minister of Finances : Franzl
Minister of Health : Redalgo
Minister of Culture : Gully Foyle
Minister of Environment : Hans-Im-Glück
Minister of Higher Education and Research : MaxQue
Minister of European Affairs : Lewis Trondheim
Minister of Labor : Al
Minister of Social Affairs : Snowstalker
Minister of Defense : Winston Disraeli

Junior Minister for Institutional Reform and Decentralization : Purple State
Junior Minister for Transparency : Junkie
Junior Minister for the Fight against Discrimination : TexasGurl
Junior Minister for Housing : Hawkeye
Junior Minister for Public Service : Dr. Cynic
Junior Minister for Territorial Management : Badger
Junior Minister for Energy : Snowguy
Junior Minister for Foreign Trade : King
Junior Minister for Small Business : Joe Republic
Junior Minister for Relations with Parliament : Scott

State Secretary for Transportation : AndrewCT
State Secretary for Agriculture and Fishing : Jake Matthews
State Secretary for Industry : Ingermann
State Secretary for Crafts : Bacon King
State Secretary for New Technologies : Hantheguitarman
State Secretary for Tourism : Politicus
State Secretary for Youth : Greenforest
State Secretary for Seniors and Veterans : Grumps
State Secretary for Family : Afleitch
State Secretary for the City : SJoyce
State Secretary for Development : Napoleon
State Secretary for Vocational Training and Apprenticeships : Hughento
State Secretary for Sports : Keystone Phil
State Secretary for the Overseas : Simfan
State Secretary for Francophones : Benoît

Wow... That was fun to make.

A quick comment:

Very interesting that you and Hash both think I would make a good Minister of Justice.  Where the hell does that come from?

Though honestly, I think Nix's post was probably the most realistic.  Given my talents.

I don't know, I guessed that being a principled libertarian would make you unlikely to abuse your office and trample with the independence of justice. In France, the Ministry of Justice is traditionally the President's arm to attempt controlling judges...

[RogueBeaver]

Doing it the Canuck way.

Clerk of the Privy Council: Torie (R-CA)
Chief of Staff to the Prime Minister: ZuWo (I-SW)


Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Finance: Smid (R-AU)
Minister of Aboriginal Affairs and Northern Development: Xahar (D-CA)
Minister of Justice: ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)
Minister of Public Safety: True Federalist (I-SC)
Minister of Defence: Clarence (D-FL)
Minister of Foreign Affairs: Polnut (D-AU)
Minister of Agriculture: MilesC56 (D-LA)
Minister of Intergovernmental Affairs and President of the Privy Council: MaxQue (O-QC)
Minister of Labour: Anton Kreitzer (R-AU)
Minister of Industry: Scott (D-CT)
Minister of Human Resources: Keystone Phil (R-PA)
Minister of Natural Resources: Matt from VT (R-VT)
President of the Treasury Board: HagridoftheDeep (R-ON)
Minister of Public Works: Talleyrand (D-TX)
Minister of Immigration: IdahoBlueDawgDem (D-ID)
Minister of the Environment: Simfan (R-NY)
Minister of Health: Grumps
Minister of Fisheries and Oceans: SJoyce (I-FL)
Minister of International Trade: Tmthforu94 (R-KS)
Minister of Veterans' Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Minister of Transport: Antonio V (D-CA)
Minister of Canadian Heritage: Hatman (I-ON)


House Government Leader: AndrewTX (R-TX)
Government Senate Leader: Cathcon (R-MI)
Chief Governmetn Whip: Foucaulf (O-BC)

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Also, Nix, for whatever it's worth; I've also lived on a farm. You're not alone.

I've not only lived on a farm, I've castrated pigs, grown my own garden (even had my own vegetable stand and drove around with Ma selling to restaurants), gone hunting (never killed anything), fishing, etc.  Learned to drive partly on farm tractors, partly on an authentic WWII era Jeep.

That sounds like quite an experience.

[opebo]

I've castrated pigs

That sounds like quite an experience.

It is surprisingly easy.  Slice-slice, pop-pop, snip-snip, spray with purple disinfectant, and the wriggling, screaming victim runs off to submerse his vandalized nethers in the mud.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Finally, some sensible men:

Secretary of Education: opebo (D-MO)**

Secretary of Labor: opebo (D-MO)

As for Nathan, where is your cabinet made up of mentally ill females?

Leave me alone.

ETA: I see I'm the subject of your signature now, too. What is wrong with you?

[Torie]

Nathan my man, opebo has been all over me - and for years!  There is a way to manage it all - yes there is - while prospering and being happy.

[Ban my account ffs!]

Nathan my man, opebo has been all over me - and for years!  There is a way to manage it all - yes there is - while prospering and being happy.

Well maybe if you wouldn't wear those revealing outfits, he wouldn't be all over you, as it were.  

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Nathan my man, opebo has been all over me - and for years!  There is a way to manage it all - yes there is - while prospering and being happy.

I was getting the hang of it, I think, but I've been sick, and overworked, and he touched a particular nerve (series of nerves, actually), and I'm really just not in the mood to play along.

[opebo]

As for Nathan, where is your cabinet made up of mentally ill females?

Leave me alone.

ETA: I see I'm the subject of your signature now, too. What is wrong with you?

Nathan my man, opebo has been all over me - and for years!  There is a way to manage it all - yes there is - while prospering and being happy.

Nathan, I seriously thought you would take my attentions as I know Torie does - the sincerest form of flattery. 

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

As for Nathan, where is your cabinet made up of mentally ill females?

Leave me alone.

ETA: I see I'm the subject of your signature now, too. What is wrong with you?

Nathan my man, opebo has been all over me - and for years!  There is a way to manage it all - yes there is - while prospering and being happy.

Nathan, I seriously thought you would take my attentions as I know Torie does - the sincerest form of flattery. 

Non-apology accepted. I understand why you thought that and when I'm over this cold perhaps I will.

It's not this particular question I object to--I'd love to assemble a Cabinet of mentally-ill non-heterosexual female clergy for your and others' perusal--but (1) this is Atlas for God's sake so you might as well ask me to assemble a blessing of unicorns*, (2) you actually seem to be more interested in this than I am, which I understand why you'd consider flattering but I consider disturbing, and (3) my own mental health isn't something I appreciate joking or prying questions about, especially of the 'faking' sort, serious or otherwise. Ever.

*This is the correct noun of assemblage for unicorns. It's wonderful.

[Goldwater]

President: Goldwater (R-WA)
Vice President: Maxwell (I-OK)

Secretary of State: Sjoycefla (I-FL)
Secretary of Defense: Ben (D-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: dead0man (I-NE)
Attorney General: Cathcon (R-MI)
Secretary of the Interior: Shua (I-VA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Matt (R-VT)
Secretary of Commerce: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of Labor: Wolfentoad (D-CA)
Secretary of Education: Scott (D-CT)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Tmthforu (R-KS)
Secretary of Transportation: Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Energy: Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Inks (R-MI)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix (I-NY)

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Vice President: Goldwater (R-WA)
Chief of Staff: MilesC56 (D-LA)

Secretary of State: SJoyceFl (L-FL)
Secretary of the Treasury: ModernBourbonDemocrat (L-PL)
Secretary of Defense: Cathcon (R-MI)
Attorney General: Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of the Interior: 20RP12 (D-PA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Tmthforu94 (R-IN)
Secretary of Commerce: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of Labor: Maxwell (R-OK)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Yelnoc (I-GA)
Secretary of Transportation: Fritz (D-MN)
Secretary of Energy: A-Bob (R-WY)
Secretary of Education: Angus (R-PA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (R-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: SPC (L-CA)

Office of Management and Budget: PiT (L-CA)
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency: Redalgo (S-MT)
Trade Representative: wormyguy (L-MA)
Ambassador to the United Nations: RogueBeaver (R-ON)
Council of Economic Advisors: Simfan (R-NJ)
Small Business Administration: Dallasfan65 (L-MA)

Some minor changes. Moved Carl to Interior, because I don't think he would want to be Vice President in my administration, plus I switched Angus to a more appropriate position.