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« Reply #175 on: July 26, 2014, 11:30:08 PM »

NYE would be a great National Security Advisor since he'd spam your desk with memos about every international crisis.
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« Reply #176 on: July 26, 2014, 11:32:49 PM »

Update!

President: me (D-PA)
Vice President: Sawx (D-NH)

Secretary of State:  General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of the Treasury:  Adam Griffin (D-GA)
Secretary of Defense:  Sjoyce (D-FL)
Attorney General:  Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of the Interior:  SLValleyMan (D-UT)
Secretary of Agriculture:  Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Commerce:  Snowstalker (O-PA)
Secretary of Labor:  TNF (G-KY)
Secretary of HHS:  Scott (D-CT)
Secretary of HUD:  Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs:  Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Education:  Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of Transportation:  Chairmansanchez (R-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Hashemite (G-Canada) (if not abolished)

Chief of Staff:  Napoleon (D-CT)
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« Reply #177 on: July 26, 2014, 11:36:59 PM »

Atlas-based cabinets would be disastrous in terms of gender and racial diversity.
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« Reply #178 on: July 26, 2014, 11:41:36 PM »

Atlas-based cabinets would be disastrous in terms of gender and racial diversity.

Simfan + Nathan are probably about the most diverse you're going to get.
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« Reply #179 on: July 26, 2014, 11:46:50 PM »

Ugh, let me see here:

This question is meaningless because I resign my duties as President.  My Vice President, TNF, who will now be taking over can answer that question.

Thanks, and Dave Bless

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« Reply #180 on: July 27, 2014, 01:17:09 AM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 02:54:49 AM by Sawx »

President: Sawx (D-NH)
Vice President: Matt from VT (D-MA)

Secretary of State: dallasfan65 (L-MA)
Secretary of Defense: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of the Treasury: TNF (S-KY)
Chief of Staff: Napoleon (D-NY)
Attorney General: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of the Interior: oakvale (I-IE)
Secretary of Agriculture: Gass (D-WI)
Secretary of Commerce: Snowstalker (S-PA)
Secretary of Labor: SomebodyWhoExists (S-NY)
Secretary of Education: MilesC56 (D-LA)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of Transportation: Cathcon (R-MI)
Secretary of Energy: 20RP12 (D-PA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Grumps (L-PA)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Nix (G-NY)
Ambassador to the United Nations: windjammer (D-FR)
White House Press Secretary: Bacon King (D-GA)

Campaign Manager: Adam Griffin (D-GA)
Director of the OMB: Gully Foyle (G-IE)
EPA Administrator: Adam FitzGerald (D-OH)
U.S. Trade Representative: Nathan (D-MA)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors: Al (S-UK)

Other key positions:
National Security Adviser: ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)
NSA Director: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secret Police: Come on, who else would it be?
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« Reply #181 on: July 27, 2014, 01:42:04 AM »

President: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)
Vice President: Dues Naturae (I-NY)

Secretary of State: JBrase (I-TX)
Secretary of Defense: Chairman Sanchez (R-FL)
Attorney General: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of the Treasury: Goldwater (R-WA)
Secretary of Agriculture: IndyTexas (I-TX)
Secretary of Labor: dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of Education: Madman Motley (R-IN)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Transportation: TDAS04 (D-SD)
Secretary of Energy: Miles (I-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: RR1997 (R-IA)
Secretary of Homeland Security: SPC (L-CA)

White House Press Secretary: TheHawk (R-CT)
Chief of Staff: Dallasfan65 (L-MA)
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« Reply #182 on: July 27, 2014, 09:51:25 AM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 11:40:50 AM by Senator Goldwater »

President: Goldwater (R-WA)
Vice President: RR1997 (R-IA)

Chief of Staff: Duke (R-SC)
Press Secretary: Angus

Secretary of State: Ben (D-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Hantheguitarman (R-NJ)
Secretary of Defense: Supersonic (R-UK)
Attorney General: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of the Interior: Shua (I-VA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Matt (D-VT)
Secretary of Commerce: Muon (R-IL)
Secretary of Labor: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of Education: Rogue Beaver (R-ON)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Transportation: Sjoycefla (D-FL)
Secretary of Energy: Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Tmthforu (R-KS)


Director of the Office of Management and Budget: SirNick (D-NY)
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency: Spamage (R-OR)
Trade Representative: John Dibble (L-GA)
Ambassador to the United Nations: Cathcon (R-MI)
Chairperson of the Council of Economic Advisors: PiT (L-CA)
Administrator of the Small Business Administration: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)

President pro tempore: Yankee (R-NC)
Speaker of the House: Vosem (R-IL)
Senate Leader: Hagridofthedeep (R-SC)
House Leader: ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)
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« Reply #183 on: July 27, 2014, 11:16:29 AM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 11:18:42 AM by Assemblyman Cassius »

Let's do things the British way Wink. Assuming its a cross party coalition government.

Cassius - Prime Minister and First Lord of the Treasury
Windjammer - Deputy Prime Minister and Lord President of the Council
Supersonic - Chancellor of the Exchequer
Lumine - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs
Anton Kreitzer - Secretary of State for the Home Department
Goldwater - Secretary of State for Defence
TJ in Cleve - Secretary of State for Justice
Rogue Beaver - Secretary of State for Business, Innovation and Skills
Riley Keaton - Secretary of State for Work and Pensions
Chairman Sanchez - Secretary of State for Health
DC al Fine - Secretary of State for Education and Minister for Women and Equalities
Tmthforu94 - Secretary of State for International Development
Snowguy - Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change
Hagridofthedeep - Secretary of State for Transport
Siloch - Secretary of State for Scotland
TTS1996 - Secretary of State for Northern Ireland
Vosem - Secretary of State for Wales
Mung Beans - Secretary of State for Culture, Media and Sport
ZuWo - Secretary of State for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs
Maxwell - Chief Secretary to the Treasury
Cathcon - Chief Whip
Simfan - Leader of the House of Lords and Lord Privy Seal
NC Yankee - Leader of the House of Commons and Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster
Franzl - Minister without Portfolio
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« Reply #184 on: July 27, 2014, 11:56:53 AM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 04:39:06 PM by traininthedistance »

President: traininthedistance (D-NY)
Vice President: Nathan (D-MA)

Secretary of State: politicus(I-DK)
Secretary of Defense: General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Averroes Nix (G-NY)
Attorney General: bedstuy (D-NY)
Secretary of the Interior: Tender Branson (G-AT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Sibboleth (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: muon2 (R-IL)*
Secretary of Labor: DeadFlagBlues (D-ID)
Secretary of Education: Gully Foyle (G-IE)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Franzl (D-DE)
Secretary of Transportation: Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Energy: dingojoe (??-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Antonio V (D-IT)
EPA Administrator (raised to Secretary level, of course): Harry (D-MS)

Chief of Staff: Napoleon (D-NY)
Press Secretary: Bacon King (D-GA)
Campaign Manager: Miles (I-LA)
Ambassador to the UN: windjammer (D-FR)
US Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)

*A note on Commerce: that's the department that runs the Census Bureau.  Hard to pick anybody but Muon for that task, no matter what other differences we may have.

EDIT: Thought better of some things vis-a-vis people's temperaments rather than just their viewpoints; also added a few more minor offices.  There's a bunch of folks I'd like to find space for but can't think of the best slot; may do a Westminster-style list to rectify that at some point.
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« Reply #185 on: July 27, 2014, 01:08:32 PM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 01:26:33 PM by TDAS04 »

President: TDAS04 (D-SD)
Vice President:  Flo (G-FL)

Chief of Staff:  Napoleon (D-NY)
Press Secretary:  Cranberry (D-AT)

Secretary of State:  dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of the Treasury:  windjammer (D-FR)
Secretary of Defense:  ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)
Attorney General:  Scott (D-NC)
Secretary of the Interior:  Matt (D-VT)
Secretary of Agriculture:  RR1997 (R-IA)
Secretary of Commerce:  ElectionsGuy (L-WI)
Secretary of Labor:  Adam Griffin (D-GA)
Secretary of Education:  Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of Health and Human Services:  Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Transportation:  Supersonic (R-UK)
Secretary of Energy:  politicus (I-DK)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs:  Tmthforu94 (R-KS)
Secretary of Homeland Security:  Alfred F. Jones (D-NY)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:  Grumps (L-PA)


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« Reply #186 on: July 27, 2014, 01:25:15 PM »

President: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)
Vice President: Dues Naturae (I-NY)

Secretary of State: JBrase (I-TX)
Secretary of Defense: Chairman Sanchez (R-FL)
Attorney General: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of the Treasury: Goldwater (R-WA)
Secretary of Agriculture: IndyTexas (I-TX)
Secretary of Labor: dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of Education: Madman Motley (R-IN)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Transportation: TDAS04 (D-SD)
Secretary of Energy: Miles (I-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: RR1997 (R-IA)
Secretary of Homeland Security: SPC (L-CA)

White House Press Secretary: TheHawk (R-CT)
Chief of Staff: Dallasfan65 (L-MA)

Seeing as I'm from a major city and have no agricultural background, I can only assume you're putting me there because of my opposition to most farm subsidies.
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« Reply #187 on: July 27, 2014, 01:28:48 PM »

President: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)
Vice President: Dues Naturae (I-NY)

Secretary of State: JBrase (I-TX)
Secretary of Defense: Chairman Sanchez (R-FL)
Attorney General: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of the Treasury: Goldwater (R-WA)
Secretary of Agriculture: IndyTexas (I-TX)
Secretary of Labor: dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of Education: Madman Motley (R-IN)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Transportation: TDAS04 (D-SD)
Secretary of Energy: Miles (I-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: RR1997 (R-IA)
Secretary of Homeland Security: SPC (L-CA)

White House Press Secretary: TheHawk (R-CT)
Chief of Staff: Dallasfan65 (L-MA)

Seeing as I'm from a major city and have no agricultural background, I can only assume you're putting me there because of my opposition to most farm subsidies.

I actually didn't know that, I just put you there for a sensible moderate approach, but I suppose that's a positive.
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« Reply #188 on: July 27, 2014, 01:32:56 PM »

(I never make these lists anymore, have lost my entire street cred...tear)
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« Reply #189 on: July 27, 2014, 01:43:54 PM »

I'm honored to see I'm a member of many cabinets, really!
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« Reply #190 on: July 27, 2014, 02:04:38 PM »

Presidium of the United Socialist States of America

General-Secretary: TNF (Workers' Communist Party-KY)
Deputies: AdamGriffin (Progressive Democratic Party-GA), seatown (WCP-WA), Snowstalker (WCP-PA), SomebodyWhoExists (WCP-NY), Mechaman (Social Ecologist Federation-OK), dallasfan65 (Alliance of the Libertarian Left-MA), Averroes Nix (SEF-NY), Talleyrand (SEF-TX), oakvale (ALL-IE)

Central Committee of the United Socialist States of America

Premier: AdamGriffin (PDP-GA)
Deputy Premier: seatown (WCP-WA)
People's Secretary for Foreign Affairs: Snowstalker (WCP-PA)
Attorney General: BaconKing (PDP-GA)
People's Secretary for Defense: MustCrushCapitalism (WCP-NY)
People's Secretary for Labor: seatown (WCP-WA)
People's Secretary for Finance: TheDeadFlagBlues (PDP-ID)
People's Secretary for Foreign Trade: SomebodyWhoExists (WCP-NY)
People's Secretary for Agriculture: Nathan (Christian Socialist Union-MA)
People's Secretary for Education: Scott (CSU-CT)
People's Secretary for Public Safety: Lief (PDP-NY)
People's Secretary for Transportation: traininthedistance (Liberal Democratic Party-NY)
People's Secretary for Communication: nolesfan2011 (PDP-OR)
People's Secretary for Energy: AdamGriffin (PDP-GA)
People's Secretary for Industry: Gass3268 (PDP-WI)
People's Secretary for Nationalities: Mechaman (SEF-OK)
People’s Secretary for Culture: Dallasfan65 (ALL-MA)
People’s Secretary for Ecology: Averroes Nix (SEF-NY)
People’s Secretary for Social Welfare: bore (PDP-UK)
People’s Secretary for Commerce: Peter the Lefty (SEF-PA)

Chairman, State Planning Commission: Arturo Belano (Independent Syndicalist Federation-NE)
Chairman, Academy of Arts and Sciences: DemPGH (PDP-PA)
Chairman, Union Bank: Gass3268 (PDP-WI)
Speaker of the Congress of People's Deputies: Windjammer (CSU-FR)
Chief Whip, CPD: Talleyrand (SEF-TX)
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« Reply #191 on: July 27, 2014, 02:52:36 PM »

I'll be doing it Austrian style, though with the ministeries from the last cabinet (Austria changes it's constellation every cycle - for example the Science Ministery was merged with the Economics Ministery, and so on - I like the "old" constellation more than the "new" so I take that one)
I'll be assigning Austrian states to the individual ministers, based on similarities to their US state / world region (in whatever form Tongue)


Bundesregierung Cranberry I (2033-2038) - GrüneSPÖ-Koalition

Bundeskanzler (Chancellor): TheCranberry (Grüne-Tirol)
Vizekanzler (Vice-Chancellor): TDAS04 (SPÖ-Niederösterreich)

Finanzminister (Finances): TDAS04 (SPÖ-Niederösterreich)
Aussenminister (Foreign Affairs): Antonio V (SPÖ-Wien)
Innenminister (Internal Affairs): Tender Branson (Grüne-Salzburg)
Gesundheitsminister (Health): Avveroes Nix (Grüne-Wien)
Frauen- und Beamtenminister (Women & Civil Servants): TexasGurl (Grüne-Steiermark)
Justizminister (Justice): Oakvale (Grüne-Vorarlberg)
Verteidigungs- und Sportminister (Defense & Sport): HockeyDude (SPÖ-Niederösterreich)
Landwirtschafts- und Umweltminister (Agriculture & Environment): Hagrid (Ind-Oberösterreich)
Arbeits- und Sozialminister (Labor & Social Affairs): TNF (Grüne-Steiermark)
Unterrichts-, Kunst- und Kulturminister (Education, Arts & Culture): Scott (SPÖ-Burgenland)
Infrastrukturminister (Infrastructure)Sad Adam Griffin (SPÖ-Kärnten)
Wirtschafsminster (Economy): Bore (Grüne-Wien)
Wissenschaftsminister (Science): Matt from Vermont (Grüne-Wien)
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« Reply #192 on: July 27, 2014, 05:40:48 PM »

President: Madman Motley (R-IN)
Vice President: Chairman Sanchez (R-FL)

Chief of Staff: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)
Press Secretary: Jack Enderman (R-FL)

Secretary of State: Shua (I-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Cathcon (R-MI)
Secretary of Defense: Goldwater (R-WA)
Attorney General: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of Agriculture: RR1997 (R-IA)
Secretary of Commerce: Jbrase (I-TX)
Secretary of Labor: Tmthforu (R-KS)
Secretary of Education: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Spamage (R-OR)
Secretary of Transportation: Sjoyce (D-FL)
Secretary of Energy: Deus Naturae (I-NY)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: SPC (L-CA)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Dallasfan (L-MA)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Hagrid (R-ON)
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« Reply #193 on: July 27, 2014, 05:56:53 PM »

President: traininthedistance (D-NY)
Vice President: Nathan (D-MA)

Secretary of State: politicus(I-DK)
Secretary of Defense: General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Averroes Nix (G-NY)
Attorney General: bedstuy (D-NY)
Secretary of the Interior: Tender Branson (G-AT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Sibboleth (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: muon2 (R-IL)*
Secretary of Labor: DeadFlagBlues (D-ID)
Secretary of Education: Gully Foyle (G-IE)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Franzl (D-DE)
Secretary of Transportation: Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Energy: dingojoe (??-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Antonio V (D-IT)
EPA Administrator (raised to Secretary level, of course): Harry (D-MS)

Chief of Staff: Napoleon (D-NY)
Press Secretary: Bacon King (D-GA)
Campaign Manager: Miles (I-LA)
Ambassador to the UN: windjammer (D-FR)
US Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)

*A note on Commerce: that's the department that runs the Census Bureau.  Hard to pick anybody but Muon for that task, no matter what other differences we may have.

EDIT: Thought better of some things vis-a-vis people's temperaments rather than just their viewpoints; also added a few more minor offices.  There's a bunch of folks I'd like to find space for but can't think of the best slot; may do a Westminster-style list to rectify that at some point.

You know, at this rate you might as well abolish the Homeland Security Office.  Unless you like the idea of me sitting on my ass watching Netflix all day and earning six figures.  Because that is exactly what would happen.
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« Reply #194 on: July 27, 2014, 05:58:44 PM »

President: Goldwater (R-WA)
Vice President: RR1997 (R-IA)

Chief of Staff: Duke (R-SC)
Press Secretary: Angus

Secretary of State: Ben (D-VA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Hantheguitarman (R-NJ)
Secretary of Defense: Supersonic (R-UK)
Attorney General: Torie (R-CA)
Secretary of the Interior: Shua (I-VA)
Secretary of Agriculture: Matt (D-VT)
Secretary of Commerce: Muon (R-IL)
Secretary of Labor: Maxwell (I-OK)
Secretary of Education: Rogue Beaver (R-ON)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Grumps (I-PA)
Secretary of Transportation: Sjoycefla (D-FL)
Secretary of Energy: Snowguy (D-MN)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: dead0man (I-NE)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Tmthforu (R-KS)


Director of the Office of Management and Budget: SirNick (D-NY)
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency: Spamage (R-OR)
Trade Representative: John Dibble (L-GA)
Ambassador to the United Nations: Cathcon (R-MI)
Chairperson of the Council of Economic Advisors: PiT (L-CA)
Administrator of the Small Business Administration: ElectionsGuy (L-WI)

President pro tempore: Yankee (R-NC)
Speaker of the House: Vosem (R-IL)
Senate Leader: Hagridofthedeep (R-SC)
House Leader: ChairmanSanchez (R-FL)

You'd be in my cabinet too!
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« Reply #195 on: July 27, 2014, 06:10:24 PM »

I'm extremely grateful to jdb and Scott for appointing me to be their Press Secretary.  I won't let you down!



"Joe, the U.S. Ambassador to NATO said just before you came up here that more than 15,000 Russian troops are now on the Ukrainian border.  And earlier today the Pentagon said that Russia appears to be set to transfer more rockets to the separatists, possibly as early as today.  I’m just wondering if you have any reaction from the podium about this latest development.  And secondly, whether the White House is getting more worried that the sanctions regime to this point isn’t having the intended effect of getting Russia to deescalate."

"Fuck you, Roberta.  Next?"
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« Reply #196 on: July 27, 2014, 06:42:03 PM »
« Edited: July 27, 2014, 06:46:31 PM by traininthedistance »

President: traininthedistance (D-NY)
Vice President: Nathan (D-MA)

Secretary of State: politicus(I-DK)
Secretary of Defense: General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Averroes Nix (G-NY)
Attorney General: bedstuy (D-NY)
Secretary of the Interior: Tender Branson (G-AT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Sibboleth (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: muon2 (R-IL)*
Secretary of Labor: DeadFlagBlues (D-ID)
Secretary of Education: Gully Foyle (G-IE)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Franzl (D-DE)
Secretary of Transportation: Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Energy: dingojoe (??-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Antonio V (D-IT)
EPA Administrator (raised to Secretary level, of course): Harry (D-MS)

Chief of Staff: Napoleon (D-NY)
Press Secretary: Bacon King (D-GA)
Campaign Manager: Miles (I-LA)
Ambassador to the UN: windjammer (D-FR)
US Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)

*A note on Commerce: that's the department that runs the Census Bureau.  Hard to pick anybody but Muon for that task, no matter what other differences we may have.

EDIT: Thought better of some things vis-a-vis people's temperaments rather than just their viewpoints; also added a few more minor offices.  There's a bunch of folks I'd like to find space for but can't think of the best slot; may do a Westminster-style list to rectify that at some point.

You know, at this rate you might as well abolish the Homeland Security Office.  Unless you like the idea of me sitting on my ass watching Netflix all day and earning six figures.  Because that is exactly what would happen.

Well yes that is precisely the point.  It was a stupid reshuffling for the sake of security theater, and I'm happy to have you draw a paycheck for the purpose of kicking back, pontificating about history on the government dime, and demonstrating how silly it all was.
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« Reply #197 on: July 28, 2014, 12:24:51 AM »
« Edited: July 28, 2014, 02:18:16 AM by asexual trans victimologist »

Reshuffle!


President: Nathan (D-MA)
Vice-President: AdamGriffin (D-GA)

Chief Cabinet Secretary: Antonio V (D-CA)

Secretary of State: SJoyce (D-FL)
Secretary of Finance: Marokai (D-OH)
Secretary of Defense: Averroës Nix (D-NY)
Attorney General: Napoleon (D-NY)
Secretary of Social Welfare: General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of Education: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Labor Relations and Industrial Production: TNF (O-KY)
Secretary of Urban Affairs, Transportation, and Infrastructure: traininthedistance (D-NY)
Secretary of Rural Affairs, Primary Industries, and Public Lands: Al (O-UK)
Secretary of Environmental Protection: SomebodyWhoExists (O-NY)
Secretary of Trade and International Development:  DemPGH (D-PA)
Secretary of Communities, Heritage, and Culture: Mikado (D-DC)
Secretary of Energy: TJ in Cleve (R-OH)
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Electoral and Census Administration and Oversight: muon2 (R-IL)
Secretary of Immigration and Public Safety: Scott (D-CT)

Director of the Office of Management and Budget: DC Al Fine (R-NS)
Permanent Representative to the United Nations: Gustaf (D-SE)
Director of Central Intelligence: Torie (R-CA)
Director of the National Security Administration: Maxwell (R-OK)
Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation: Oakvale (I-IE)
Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives: Grumps (I-PA)
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« Reply #198 on: July 28, 2014, 01:55:29 AM »

Not included are departments I kill

President: TheHawk
Vice President: Never

Secretary of State: NHLiberal
Secretary of Treasury: Torie
Secretary of Defense: Duke
Attorney General: ElectionsGuy
Secretary of Interior: Avveroes Nix
Secretary of Labor: OldiesFreak
Secretary of Health and Human Services: RockefellerGOP
Secretary of Veterans' Affairs: R2D2
Secretary of Homeland Security: SteveRogers
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Mister Mets
Head of the EPA: SWE

Ambassador to the United Nations: IceSpear
Chief of Staff:  Dixiecrat
White House Press Secretary: Bacon King
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« Reply #199 on: July 28, 2014, 07:47:04 AM »

(I never make these lists anymore, have lost my entire street cred...tear)
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