Your Forum Cabinet

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

President: Me (D-OH)
Vice-President: Cincinnatus (I-NY)

Secretary of State: Franzl (I-IL)
Secretary of the Treasury: Beet (D-MD)
Secretary of Defense: Sjoyce (D-FL)
Attorney General: BaconKing (D-GA)
Secretary of Interior: Duke (R-SC)
Secretary of Agriculture and Tractor Production: Al Realpolitik (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: MattVT (D-VT)
Secretary of Labor: TNF (D-KY)
Secretary of Energy: Averroes Nix (D-NY)
Secretary of HHS: Fritz (D-MN)
Secretary of HUD: Dereich (R-FL)
Secretary of Transportation: Gass3268 (D-WI)
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Education: Badger (R-OH)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Cathcon (R-MI)

Chief of Staff: Tallyrand (D-TX)
Director of the OMB: Anvikshiki (I-IL)
EPA Administrator: Tyrion (D-CA)
UN Ambassador: Kalwejt (-Poland)
U.S. Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors: Nathan (D-MA)

Other key positions:
National Security Advisor: Ben (D-VA)
NSA Director: Maxwell (I-OK)
Press Secretary: Joe Republic (I-OH)

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Oakvale & Scott, no spot for me?

Shut up, you're still more employable than me.

You're from Poland, thus you are the most qualified among us for the post of UN Ambassador.  You can spot threats to American interests before potentially dangerous countries have even finished dividing your homeland amongst themselves.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

(I never make these lists anymore, have lost my entire street cred...tear)

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

President: Mr. X (D-OH)
Vice-President: MattVT (G-VT)

Secretary of State: Franzl (I-IL)
Secretary of the Treasury: Beet (D-MD)
Secretary of Defense: Sjoyce (D-FL)
Attorney General: BaconKing (D-GA)
Secretary of Interior: Duke (R-SC)
Secretary of Agriculture and Tractor Production: Al Realpolitik (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: Cranberry (D-Austria)
Secretary of Labor: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Energy: Flo (G-FL)
Secretary of HHS: Fritz (D-MN)
Secretary of HUD: Dereich (R-FL)
Secretary of Transportation: Gass3268 (D-WI)
Secretary of Veteran's Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Education: Badger (R-OH)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Cathcon (R-MI)

Chief of Staff: Polnut (D-Australia)
Deputy Chief of Staff: Antonio V (D-France)
Director of the OMB: Anvikshiki (I-IL)
EPA Administrator: Sawx(I-NH)
UN Ambassador: Kalwejt (-Poland)
U.S. Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)
Chairman of the Council of Economic Advisors: Nathan (D-MA)

Other key positions:
National Security Advisor: Ben Constine (D-VA)
NSA Director: Maxwell (L-OK)
Chairman of the Presidential Commission on Law Enforcement, Judiciary, and Prison Reform: Averroes Nix (G-NY)
Press Secretary: Joe Republic (I-OH)
Campaign Manager: Adam Griffin (D-GA)