President: traininthedistance (D-NY)
Vice President: Nathan (D-MA)
Secretary of State: politicus(I-DK)
Secretary of Defense: General Mung Beans (D-CA)
Secretary of the Treasury: Averroes Nix (G-NY)
Attorney General: bedstuy (D-NY)
Secretary of the Interior: Tender Branson (G-AT)
Secretary of Agriculture: Sibboleth (O-UK)
Secretary of Commerce: muon2 (R-IL)*
Secretary of Labor: DeadFlagBlues (D-ID)
Secretary of Education: Gully Foyle (G-IE)
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Franzl (D-DE)
Secretary of Transportation: Simfan (R-NY)
Secretary of Energy: dingojoe (??-LA)
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Clarence (D-FL)
Secretary of Homeland Security: Mechaman (G-OK)
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Antonio V (D-IT)
EPA Administrator (raised to Secretary level, of course): Harry (D-MS)
Chief of Staff: Napoleon (D-NY)
Press Secretary: Bacon King (D-GA)
Campaign Manager: Miles (I-LA)
Ambassador to the UN: windjammer (D-FR)
US Trade Representative: Torie (R-CA)
*A note on Commerce: that's the department that runs the Census Bureau. Hard to pick anybody but Muon for that task, no matter what other differences we may have.
EDIT: Thought better of some things vis-a-vis people's temperaments rather than just their viewpoints; also added a few more minor offices. There's a bunch of folks I'd like to find space for but can't think of the best slot; may do a Westminster-style list to rectify that at some point.
You know, at this rate you might as well abolish the Homeland Security Office. Unless you like the idea of me sitting on my ass watching Netflix all day and earning six figures. Because that is exactly what would happen.