An evangelical white Texan male? Big Rick Perry fan, and all that entails.
Race: Caucasian
Gender: Male
Personal Income: is a minor
Education: in high school
Occupation: in high school
Religion: nominally Jewish, but in practice quite secular
Age: 15
Marital Status: single
Children: zero
Location: suburbs of Cleveland
Keep in mind I am describing a hypothetical person; this certainly isn't anyone specific.
it actually sounds like Howard Metzenbaum eighty years ago.
But who, I wonder, does that description fit in the present day?
Dennis Kucinich? But he isn't Jewish, and I don't think he lives in the suburbs. Beachwood?