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ilikeverin
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« on: January 23, 2005, 01:00:41 PM »
« edited: January 23, 2005, 06:25:14 PM by Chief of Staff Governor Ilikeverin »
(Scene: a gas station)

Young Teen: Oh, darn, I'm short a nickel.  Hey, cashier dude, could you loan me a nickel from your cash register?  I'll go right home and come back with a dime for the trouble.

Cashier Dude: What?  No!  You are defrauding SuperMegaGlobalGas!  (whips out bazooka launcher)

(cue outside.  the gas station explodes)

(scene: a corporate boardroom)

Old Exec: So then I told him, move all the decimal places one to the left, it's not like anyone can do anything about it!

(the boardroom chuckles except for Young Exec)

Young Exec: But isn't that... bad?  Morally incorrect?

Old Exec: AHAHAHA, this little man thinks he can call all the shots! (whips out gun) You are a meanace to the corporation.

Young Exec: Wha?  No, no! (gun shot)

(scene: a middle school, in front of a lacker)

Popular girl: Oh my gawd, Brian, what an ugly shirt.  Did you go to the $1 store and, like, buy it on sale or something?

Brian: (muttering) That's the last straw... (takes H&K G3 out of locker) I'll $1 store you!  I'll $1 store all of you!

(Brian points gun toward popular girl as screen goes black.)

Voiceover: Can we really afford another term of Bono?

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Jake
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2005, 01:09:57 PM »
LOL, priceless ad, ILV.  Best so far
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2005, 01:13:37 PM »
Verin's ads are by far the funniest.
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King
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2005, 01:33:05 PM »
LOL! Funny and with no surface message, I like it!
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2005, 02:18:39 PM »
Replace the voiceover with "Rated M for mature" and you could sell a lot of XBox games Smiley
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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2005, 02:36:27 PM »
LOL. Ilikeverin this is a crazy ad and its completely not true but its funny as hell.

Blue Rectangle's right, make it a game.

From the makers of Halo comes Bono. He wants you to have guns so you better do something with them.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2005, 04:49:42 PM »
Very Nice, Mr. Governor.
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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2005, 04:51:10 PM »
Hahaha. This may make my list of top 5 ads of the year which I will never make.
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2005, 05:03:50 PM »
Actually,  have a personal fondness for the H&K G-3.
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ilikeverin
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2005, 06:25:30 PM »
Quote from: Senator Bono on January 23, 2005, 05:03:50 PM
Actually, have a personal fondness for the H&K G-3.

Edited for your preference Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2005, 09:47:09 PM »
LOL!  Best ad of the campaign so far!
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ilikeverin
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2005, 08:05:40 PM »
Bump-o-matic-rama-suffix!
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2005, 08:08:05 PM »

How dare you bump it above the NASO FOR A NEW ATLASIA: THE HIGHWAY TOUR thread?
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« Reply #13 on: February 17, 2005, 06:58:24 PM »
Bump again.
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