All opinions below are my own.
The Deacon: JCL, formally jmfcst.
For rather obvious reasons. JCL's tirade about the GOP ticket lacking an evangelical protestant, not to mention, his strident pro-traditional marriage stance, makes this a rather apt choice.
The Nanny: Mr Morden
Hmm, this one was rather easy. I usually only see Morden close/move topics, he doesn't seem to recklessly jump into heated debates and is the voice of 'common sense' when endless 'petitions' come in from angered/disaffected forumers.
Fragile Femme: 20RP12
I thought this worked only as I recall seeing some
huge thread regarding his relationship troubles, and I'm sure he made a post one time about the forum being 'his family'.
Rebel Leader: Snowstalker
Not sure why, I just thought this worked.
A few posters on here could meet the 'Pinko' category.