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qwerty
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« on: January 24, 2005, 06:07:15 AM »
(Outside a dark cave in West Virginia, former AFRNC Chair Richard Nixon walkes to the podium)

Good morning West Virginia!

(croud cheers, waives, and begins shooting shotguns into the air)

You know what's worse then a conservative from Jew York in the White House?

(boooooo)

Nothing! That's why I'm here to stump for Al. He cares about you drunken hicks, more then Kemperor ever will. He knows more about coal mining then any other canidate!

(cheers)

And he truely believes he is a West Virginia native!

(cheers)

When you go to vote in February, cast your vote for AL! But make sure you learn how to read and write first!
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Platypus
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« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2005, 06:08:24 AM »
This actually is very funny.
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« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2005, 08:30:06 AM »
Jew York?
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KEmperor
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« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2005, 11:14:35 AM »

NixonNow is an Arab, he hates Jews.
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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2005, 07:07:56 PM »
I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or click 'Report to Moderator'.
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YRABNNRM
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2005, 07:43:05 PM »
This speech brings tears to my eyes
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Jake
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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2005, 08:09:34 PM »
LOL.  NixonNow you're a prick, but a funny one.
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