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« on: August 19, 2012, 11:18:32 PM »
Here are some lines from the apparently super-popular Fifty Shades of Grey.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/the-15-bestworst-lines-from-erotic-bestseller-fif

My Hitler-Bono story was WAY better than this stuff. Could I make millions?!
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« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2012, 11:21:56 PM »
I think we have all been waiting for your next tale.
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« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2012, 11:22:39 PM »
Go for it.
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« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2012, 11:24:36 PM »
You wrote an erotic novel about a dictator and a singer? For what reason? They weren't even alive together.

I wish you and Morgan the best of luck.
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« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2012, 11:25:52 PM »
Quote from: Ebowed on August 19, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
I think we have all been waiting for your next tale.

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« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2012, 11:34:39 PM »
DO IT
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« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2012, 11:34:39 PM »
Quote from: President Napoleon on August 19, 2012, 11:24:36 PM
You wrote an erotic novel about a dictator and a singer? For what reason? They weren't even alive together.

I wish you and Morgan the best of luck.

Fun fact:

I wrote that thing you're referring to when I was an idiotic sixteen or something year old.  It was barely even when I converted to libertarianism.

I have changed quite a bit since then.  If you haven't noticed, for one thing, I'm a radical feminist.  I don't care at all for rapists and rape culture.

I really just wish everyone would shut up about it.  I can't even post my current pseudonym on AH.com anymore, since as soon as I do that I'll see a pastebin of that story when I type that name into a search engine.
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« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2012, 11:36:49 PM »
Quote from: President Napoleon on August 19, 2012, 11:24:36 PM
You wrote an erotic novel about a dictator and a singer? For what reason? They weren't even alive together.

I wish you and Morgan the best of luck.

We had a dumb troll some years ago who went by the name.
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« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2012, 11:40:03 PM »
Can we have a link to the original story again?  Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2012, 11:43:44 PM »
Well, I guess ribbing me about it is fine.  You aren't doing what some hateful people on AH.com are doing -- that is, posting the story around in pastebins and whatnot, using whatever name I plan on legally adopting.

At least, as long as you realize that the Morgan that wrote that thing is not the Morgan you all know and love wish death upon.

But actually...it really does hurt.  I feel bad for ever writing that, I'm not like that at all (I should point out: it doesn't actually express any desires I ever had.  I just really hated Kim Kardashian for some ridiculous reason), yet I'm still being punished for it by you all.

I ask you to please, please just stop.
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« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2012, 11:49:50 PM »
^Who are you replying to?
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« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2012, 11:52:29 PM »
It's a followup to my first post.
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« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2012, 11:55:28 PM »

Sorry, I didn't know the story behind it, but I only meant in a joking manner. Since you don't like it, I will stop. And though I find it creepy, everyone makes mistakes especially when young.
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« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2012, 12:04:52 AM »
Quote from: President Napoleon on August 19, 2012, 11:55:28 PM

Sorry, I didn't know the story behind it, but I only meant in a joking manner. Since you don't like it, I will stop. And though I find it creepy, everyone makes mistakes especially when young.

Thank you.

It's only been like three or four years, yes, but I've changed a lot in that time, I think.  I'm still insane...but in much different ways.  Tongue
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« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2012, 01:46:28 AM »
I'm thinking about the plot of my novel. It's definitely going to have a political background.
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« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2012, 01:52:43 AM »
Hard Passion: The Chinese Deputy Undersecretary of Homeland Security's Lusty Maiden
By Dr Julius G. Love
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« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2012, 01:53:16 AM »
Quote from: bgwah on August 20, 2012, 01:46:28 AM
I'm thinking about the plot of my novel. It's definitely going to have a political background.

Everyone wants their Member of Congress to be firm and stand up for them.
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« Reply #17 on: August 20, 2012, 08:44:50 AM »
Quote from: Free Palestine on August 19, 2012, 11:43:44 PM
Well, I guess ribbing me about it is fine.  You aren't doing what some hateful people on AH.com are doing -- that is, posting the story around in pastebins and whatnot, using whatever name I plan on legally adopting.

At least, as long as you realize that the Morgan that wrote that thing is not the Morgan you all know and love wish death upon.

But actually...it really does hurt.  I feel bad for ever writing that, I'm not like that at all (I should point out: it doesn't actually express any desires I ever had.  I just really hated Kim Kardashian for some ridiculous reason), yet I'm still being punished for it by you all.

I ask you to please, please just stop.
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« Reply #18 on: August 20, 2012, 11:24:01 AM »
Yeah, but it has to include Atlas Forum users.
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« Reply #19 on: August 20, 2012, 11:30:00 AM »
consult BRTD, he had a brief career in this field.
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« Reply #20 on: August 20, 2012, 02:46:43 PM »
Quote from: 20RP12 on August 20, 2012, 11:24:01 AM
Yeah, but it has to include Atlas Forum users.

BRTD and the Seven Teabaggers
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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2012, 03:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Zogby on August 20, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: 20RP12 on August 20, 2012, 11:24:01 AM
Yeah, but it has to include Atlas Forum users.

BRTD and the Seven Teabaggers

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« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2012, 03:18:02 PM »
PM me a short sample of your work, and I can give you advice on whether this career path is worth pursuing for you.
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« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2012, 04:23:03 PM »

Well, he already had his very own video undressing.
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« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2012, 07:08:49 PM »
Quote from: Zogby on August 20, 2012, 04:23:03 PM

Well, he already had his very own video undressing.

Which, by some people's standards, is softcore porn.
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