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« on: August 22, 2012, 09:45:49 PM »

Breaking News.....

Ann Romney leaves Mitt for Harry Reid.  She confirms Mitt paid no taxes for ten years.
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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 09:46:33 PM »

"Obama in threesome with live boy and dead girl"
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 09:49:39 PM »

AP BREAKING NEWS


A WOMAN COMES FOWARD SAYING MITT ROMNEY RAPED HER DURING HIS HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 10:10:53 PM »
« Edited: August 22, 2012, 10:13:24 PM by RockyIce »

** BREAKING NEWS FROM NBC, ABC, CBS **

President Obama has declared to drop out of the race.

It would be Romney vs Gary Johnson!
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 10:21:11 PM »

BREAKING NEWS:

Mitt Romney killed babies for profit at Bain.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 10:24:46 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 10:37:24 PM »


Man, I love that guy.  He knows his job.
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2012, 10:48:55 PM »

"Breaking News. Obama once chewed bubble gum in church when he was 8 years old."

We'd never hear the end of it, as long as Obama did it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2012, 12:10:00 AM »

AP BREAKING NEWS


A WOMAN COMES FORWARD SAYING MITT ROMNEY RAPED HER DURING HIS HIGH SCHOOL YEARS.

FOX NEWS ALERT

WOMAN WAS NOT LEGITIMATELY RAPED AS SHE HAD A SON, PAUL RYAN.
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« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2012, 12:28:49 AM »

BREAKING NEWS:

Mitt Romney converts to Scientology after 15 minute meeting with Tom Cruise.
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« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2012, 12:40:57 AM »

BREAKING NEWS:

Mitt Romney selects Paul Ryan as his running mate.
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« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2012, 04:30:20 AM »

Ryan Murder Case: Romney Arrested

Corpse rumored to have been partially devoured
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« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2012, 04:33:57 AM »

"Michelle Obama considered converting to Islam in 2001."
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« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2012, 04:40:59 AM »

BREAKING NEWS: Romney tells RNC after accepting nomination to "obey, plebes", endorses 1994 platform.
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« Reply #14 on: August 23, 2012, 06:44:52 AM »

From November 6:
"Romney still has not released his tax returns"
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« Reply #15 on: August 23, 2012, 07:56:56 PM »

Ryan Murder Case: Romney Arrested

Corpse rumored to have been partially devoured

Shanna Ryan admits to affair with Rand Paul!
The Plot Thickens!
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« Reply #16 on: August 23, 2012, 08:05:12 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: ROMNEY REAFFIRMS SUPPORT FOR GAY RIGHTS, ROE V. WADE; DESCRIBES SELF AS PRO-CHOICE, "AN INDEPENDENT": In a statement, Gov. Romney said in regards to his sudden change of heart on almost all social issues, "My mother and my family have been committed to the belief that we can believe as we want, but we will not force our beliefs on others on that matter. And you will not see me wavering on that."
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« Reply #17 on: August 23, 2012, 08:06:52 PM »

MITT ROMNEY HAS 3 WIVES AND 1 HUSBAND
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« Reply #18 on: August 23, 2012, 08:17:19 PM »

Breaking News: Obama comes out of the closet and admits to having an affair with George W. Bush!
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« Reply #19 on: August 23, 2012, 10:44:28 PM »

BREAKING NEWS

PRESIDENT OBAMA DUMPS JOE BIDEN FROM TICKET, REPLACES HIM WITH REV. JEREMIAH WRIGHT AS RUNNING MATE
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« Reply #20 on: August 23, 2012, 10:51:04 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: ROMNEY DUMPS RYAN, DAVID DUKE JOINS TICKET
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« Reply #21 on: August 23, 2012, 10:59:11 PM »

Mike Huckabee Collects Enough Signatures To Appear as a Write-In, Particularly in the South
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« Reply #22 on: August 23, 2012, 11:01:58 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden dumps Barack Obama from Democratic ticket.
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« Reply #23 on: August 23, 2012, 11:05:55 PM »

Except for Harry, it looks like my headline is the only semi-serious response in this thread.  Tongue

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« Reply #24 on: August 23, 2012, 11:06:53 PM »

BREAKING NEWS: ROMNEY PULLS OWN FACE OFF, REVEALS SELF AS ANDROID. ASKED FOR COMMENT, SAYS "You meatbags would have figured it out anyway".

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BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA OPENLY ORDERS ASSASSINATION OF REPORTER DURING PRESS CONFERENCE
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