Opinion of Rick Santorum's grandfather's hands

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Large, dark hands.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Assuming his granddad's Italian, Hell yeah they'd be dark. You ever seen an old Italian man?

[Napoleon]

Um, why is this a thread?

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It's kind of hilarious how Rick Santorum talks about his grandfather on the campaign trail, when his grandfather was a Communist.

[The Simpsons Cinematic Universe]

Communist hands.

I approve.

[Maxwell]

they're just hands, so they seem fine for freedom.

Rick Santorum, however, is all kinds of horrible.

[Dr. Cynic]

Those horrible hands probably did things to make his grandmother horny... Thus helping to eventually unleash he and the rest of his mutant spawn on us.

[Miles]

Assuming his granddad's Italian, Hell yeah they'd be dark. You ever seen an old Italian man?

Well, I'm half Sicilian myself and my hands (and skin) is pretty fair (though I look much more like my Irish side of the family ).

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Why is anyone asking about his grandfather's hands???