Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
April 16, 2014, 11:07:52 am
HomePredMockPollEVCalcAFEWIKIHelpLogin Register
News: Atlas Hardware Upgrade complete October 13, 2013.

+  Atlas Forum
|-+  Forum Community
| |-+  Forum Community
| | |-+  Forum Community Election Match-ups (Moderators: Grad Students are the Worst, Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC, The Mikado)
| | | |-+  Torie vs. Grumps vs. clarence
« previous next »
Pages: [1] Print
Poll
Question: Who would you vote for?
Torie   -16 (40%)
Grumps   -10 (25%)
clarence   -14 (35%)
Show Pie Chart
Total Voters: 40

Author Topic: Torie vs. Grumps vs. clarence  (Read 480 times)
The Kingfish
Obamaisdabest
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 7996
United States


View Profile
« on: August 27, 2012, 09:38:02 pm »
Ignore

Three highly-respected oldsters battle it out. Who gets your vote?
Logged

R2D2
20RP12
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 21658
Germany


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2012, 10:05:59 pm »
Ignore

I simply could not choose one of them over the others.
Logged

Senator Goldwater (On Leave)
Republitarian
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 7475
United States


View Profile
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2012, 10:26:42 pm »
Ignore

I simply could not choose one of them over the others.
Logged

Napoleon
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 14731


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2012, 11:57:57 pm »
Ignore

1. Torie
2. Grumps
Logged

Please Senators, don't let the Russians, a folk of alcoholic homophobic, take Crimee
anvi
anvikshiki
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 3701
United States


Political Matrix
E: -1.03, S: -1.22

View Profile
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 10:41:14 am »
Ignore

When I read the thread title abbreviation, I thought I was going to get to do something fun like make a map of the race between them, which would be fantastically interesting.  Instead, the OP asks us to choose which one of these most excellent gents we would vote for.  Good grief, I've never been asked a more difficult question on Atlas.  So, I'm going to wimp out and post my map.

I originally thought Torie and Clarence would split the GOP vote, allowing Gramps to win.  But, when I pondered it further, it seems to me Torie would split both votes, as many socially liberal Dems would be inclined to go with Gramps, but they would be satisfied with Torie's social stances and settle for his slightly less right economic stance (Torie scores more to the center than Gramps in his matrix score).  Between his stances on energy and immigration and his health care, education and social policies, Torie could pull votes from both sides of the aisle in different regions of the country.  But the swing-state results would, in the end, be all over the place!  So, taking all this into account, the map of this terribly exciting, and hilarity-filled race, might end up looking something like this:



Torie          226
Gramps      178
Clarence     134

So, when all is said and done, I don't have to choose and neither do you--let the House do it!  Tongue 

The only thing the country could be sure of and unite behind would be, no matter who wins, one hell of an Inauguration Day party.
Logged

opebo
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 47655


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 11:07:31 am »
Ignore

It is rather disturbing to me that Gramps is taking third place so far.
Logged

The essence of democracy at its purest is a lynch mob

Badger
badger
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 9689
United States


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2012, 01:33:06 am »
Ignore

The Steelers fan. Wink
Logged
Vote UKIP!
MasterSanders
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 1001
United States


View Profile
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2012, 03:39:47 pm »
Ignore

Clarence.
Logged

Badger
badger
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 9689
United States


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 04:54:56 pm »
Ignore

Oh, and the real winners: Orthopedists and assisted living homes.

Cheesy
Logged
Torie
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 26873
United States


View Profile
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2012, 04:50:59 pm »
Ignore

Oh, and the real winners: Orthopedists and assisted living homes.

Cheesy

God, you really know how to hurt a guy.  But then, I am a big fan of euthanasia. Smiley
Logged

Badger
badger
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 9689
United States


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2012, 10:58:54 pm »
Ignore

Oh, and the real winners: Orthopedists and assisted living homes.

Cheesy

God, you really know how to hurt a guy.  But then, I am a big fan of euthanasia. Smiley

I was originally going to include morticians, but thought that was a bit too dark, even for me.
Logged
farewell
Lewis Trondheim
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 58527
India


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: September 22, 2012, 10:26:50 am »
Ignore

Oh, and the real winners: Orthopedists and assisted living homes.

Cheesy

God, you really know how to hurt a guy.  But then, I am a big fan of euthanasia. Smiley
How often have you had it done so far? Can you recommend it?
Logged

I may conceivably reconsider.

Knowing me it's more likely than not.
Torie
Moderators
YaBB God
*****
Posts: 26873
United States


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2012, 05:11:21 pm »
Ignore

Oh, and the real winners: Orthopedists and assisted living homes.

Cheesy

God, you really know how to hurt a guy.  But then, I am a big fan of euthanasia. Smiley
How often have you had it done so far? Can you recommend it?

I have miles to go before I sleep, and have not yet done everything that is elegant and desirable to complete the life that I want to complete, in the way I want to complete it. So the best is yet to come.
Logged

Pages: [1] Print 
« previous next »
Jump to:  


Login with username, password and session length

Logout

Powered by SMF 1.1.19 | SMF © 2013, Simple Machines