Q: "Hello, Governor Romney, I'm Jack and this is my partner, Mark. Are you comfortable with our relationship?"
A: "Mittbot detects issue to be 'homosexual' and 'relationship.' Your relationship is of no concern. Data indicates the election is about 'economy.' Mittbot must only talk of 'economy.' Homosexuality is not related to 'economy.' Conversation terminated."
Q: "But governor..."
A: "Apprehension detected. Loading anecdote for 'gay.'"
Q: "Mitt?"
A: "I like the movie Hairspray. Movie studios create jobs. Hairspray manufacturing creates jobs. Jobs are good. Mittbot understands."
Q: "..."
A: "Human anecdote complete. You are welcome. Goodbye."
