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« on: September 15, 2012, 02:48:54 am »
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Confession Number One:  Socks donít feel shame
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Shame?!

What change is there in me?
Regular Poster or Sock,
I am still the jmfcst.

These are the same monitors,
the same keyboard,
same wit that were mine
before I was banned.

If there is no shame in me,
how can I feel shame
for the sock I post through...
or the thinly cloaked identity that Iím known by?

No, within these socks are the binding threads...
and here I will stay.

To find the meaning
of what I am...
why a Regular Poster...
or any Poster
must be a Sock.
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Top signs u may have been banned:
#10 U suddenly have time to clean out ur email inbox
#9  Forum seems even dorkier than normal
#8  U have begun to learn ur co-workers names
#7  Ur knowledge of movie quotes has begun to wane
#6  The receptionist's stories now seem interesting
#5  Ur post count has dropped to around 50/month
#4  Ur half-life is measured in days
#3  Upon ur banning, world events proved u 100% correct
#2  Ur sock drawer is becoming empty
#1  Ur IQ jumps 30 pts
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 04:42:34 am »
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Highly unlikely.
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 04:53:48 am »
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Dude, this is starting to get embarrassing.  There are other similar message boards.....hell, start your own, invite us over.  The "persecuted" will surely follow as this place doesn't allow them to truly voice their opinions.
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accept no imitations

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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 06:18:36 am »
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Dude, this is starting to get embarrassing.  There are other similar message boards.....hell, start your own, invite us over.  The "persecuted" will surely follow as this place doesn't allow them to truly voice their opinions.

The most embarrassing thing is that his sig on his main account reads:

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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

And I don't really care whether he's unbanned or not, btw.
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 09:40:40 am »
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Not sure if Jmf or NY Jew trying to get sympathy by playing Jmf
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You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".
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As for the poor, how could they have adequate access to pornography, Hoosier?  They can't afford a computer or internet access, so, how are they to view porn?  I suppose you think they should just hump a pillow and think of England.


Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 02:15:22 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?
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I wanna contribute to the chaos
I don't wanna watch and then complain,
'cause I am through finding blame
that is the decision that I have made
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.
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As for the poor, how could they have adequate access to pornography, Hoosier?  They can't afford a computer or internet access, so, how are they to view porn?  I suppose you think they should just hump a pillow and think of England.


Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me
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You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 01:56:03 pm »
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No, sorry.
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As for the poor, how could they have adequate access to pornography, Hoosier?  They can't afford a computer or internet access, so, how are they to view porn?  I suppose you think they should just hump a pillow and think of England.


Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 03:46:16 pm »
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I meant on Facebook, not on here Tongue Are we even friends on Facebook?
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You talk clean and bomb hospitals
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 03:48:32 pm »
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No we're not.
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As for the poor, how could they have adequate access to pornography, Hoosier?  They can't afford a computer or internet access, so, how are they to view porn?  I suppose you think they should just hump a pillow and think of England.


Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 04:08:02 pm »
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Well then this entire point has been moot.
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You talk clean and bomb hospitals
So I speak with the foulest mouth possible
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 04:34:24 pm »
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Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?
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My parents are pretty good about smelling a rat. 
Let me put this as clear as I can (saying this to myself, as well, so I can see it): I WILL get a job with CADD and I WILL keep the job.
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2012, 05:09:29 pm »
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Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?

So I'm "nobody" to you? Cry
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 08:26:52 am »
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Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?

I am one......those hot bod pics you post from the gym give my life meaning Smiley
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As for the poor, how could they have adequate access to pornography, Hoosier?  They can't afford a computer or internet access, so, how are they to view porn?  I suppose you think they should just hump a pillow and think of England.


Aaand the local douchebag chimes in.
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