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« on: September 15, 2012, 02:48:54 am »
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Confession Number One:  Socks don’t feel shame
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Shame?!

What change is there in me?
Regular Poster or Sock,
I am still the jmfcst.

These are the same monitors,
the same keyboard,
same wit that were mine
before I was banned.

If there is no shame in me,
how can I feel shame
for the sock I post through...
or the thinly cloaked identity that I’m known by?

No, within these socks are the binding threads...
and here I will stay.

To find the meaning
of what I am...
why a Regular Poster...
or any Poster
must be a Sock.
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Top signs u may have been banned:
#10 U suddenly have time to clean out ur email inbox
#9  Forum seems even dorkier than normal
#8  U have begun to learn ur co-workers names
#7  Ur knowledge of movie quotes has begun to wane
#6  The receptionist's stories now seem interesting
#5  Ur post count has dropped to around 50/month
#4  Ur half-life is measured in days
#3  Upon ur banning, world events proved u 100% correct
#2  Ur sock drawer is becoming empty
#1  Ur IQ jumps 30 pts
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2012, 04:42:34 am »
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Highly unlikely.
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2012, 04:53:48 am »
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Dude, this is starting to get embarrassing.  There are other similar message boards.....hell, start your own, invite us over.  The "persecuted" will surely follow as this place doesn't allow them to truly voice their opinions.
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The unique misfortune of the Palestinian refugees is that they are a weapon in what seems to be a permanent war...today, in the Middle East, you get a repeated sinking sensation about the Palestinian refugees: they are only a beginning, not an end. Their function is to hang around and be constantly useful as a goad. The ultimate aim is not such humane small potatoes as repatriating refugees.
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2012, 06:18:36 am »
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Quote from: dead0man on September 15, 2012, 04:53:48 am
Dude, this is starting to get embarrassing.  There are other similar message boards.....hell, start your own, invite us over.  The "persecuted" will surely follow as this place doesn't allow them to truly voice their opinions.

The most embarrassing thing is that his sig on his main account reads:

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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

And I don't really care whether he's unbanned or not, btw.
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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2012, 09:40:40 am »
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Not sure if Jmf or NY Jew trying to get sympathy by playing Jmf
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm »
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F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

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I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2012, 02:15:22 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?
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« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm »
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Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

Quote from: politicus on April 08, 2013, 06:03:43 pm
girls just taste  better Cheesy
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« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.
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« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2012, 01:56:03 pm »
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Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me

No, sorry.
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

Quote from: politicus on April 08, 2013, 06:03:43 pm
girls just taste  better Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2012, 03:46:16 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 01:56:03 pm
Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me

No, sorry.

I meant on Facebook, not on here Tongue Are we even friends on Facebook?
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.
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« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 03:48:32 pm »
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Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 03:46:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 01:56:03 pm
Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me

No, sorry.

I meant on Facebook, not on here Tongue Are we even friends on Facebook?

No we're not.
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

Quote from: politicus on April 08, 2013, 06:03:43 pm
girls just taste  better Cheesy
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« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 04:08:02 pm »
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Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 03:48:32 pm
Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 03:46:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 01:56:03 pm
Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 01:54:16 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 18, 2012, 12:33:47 pm
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on September 18, 2012, 12:21:50 pm
Quote from: Grumps on September 15, 2012, 02:14:37 pm
F[insk] you for not accepting my fb request, "friend".

you found jmf on Facebook?

Yep.  It wasn't hard.

Link me

No, sorry.

I meant on Facebook, not on here Tongue Are we even friends on Facebook?

No we're not.

Well then this entire point has been moot.
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.
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« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 04:34:24 pm »
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Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2012, 05:09:29 pm »
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Quote from: Big DaddyTX on September 18, 2012, 04:34:24 pm
Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?

So I'm "nobody" to you? Cry
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« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 08:26:52 am »
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Quote from: Big DaddyTX on September 18, 2012, 04:34:24 pm
Why does nobody want to be my FB friend?

I am one......those hot bod pics you post from the gym give my life meaning Smiley
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it. It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.

Quote from: politicus on April 08, 2013, 06:03:43 pm
girls just taste  better Cheesy
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