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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »
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Go. Be funny. Post funny things.

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 06:56:26 pm »
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Context:

This is my contribution to this debate.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 06:57:53 pm »
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I think the Institute is still up.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 07:19:20 pm »
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 this thread.
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Yeah, after four years of being a non-disruptive poster on the forum, never considered a troublemaker, even someone who was liked well enough to be elected Atlasian President, Napoleon should be allowed to stay.


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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 09:45:21 pm »
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Endorsed replacement:

Dear students, faculty and staff,

Hope you enjoyed break. Class is back in session!



New thread time.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 03:32:28 am »
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The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:

Enjoy your final hours as a moderator.
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My magnum opus is now complete.  Read the complete "The Adventures of Hobo Orgy Guy & Blondie" (now in paperback).

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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 07:01:08 pm »
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This is like the time when Emperor Hirohitho adressed Japan via radio for the first time.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 07:30:09 pm »
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Re. Dave Leip's CSPAN "appearance":

Too bad we didn't know about this in advance, or one of us could have called into the show, to ask about adding Torie as a mod to Individual Politics.
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 10:17:23 pm »
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"Stuff they do on hard wood" is presumably what BSB is talking about. Tongue

I know that's a basketball reference, but cheerleaders do perform on the hard wood.  So, it's still not a gaffe, IMO.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 07:57:20 pm »
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J. J.'s Third Rule of Elections
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2012, 07:18:15 pm »
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My magnum opus is now complete.  Read the complete "The Adventures of Hobo Orgy Guy & Blondie" (now in paperback).

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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2012, 08:41:18 pm »
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Plus there really is no better middle ground than taking both extremes.


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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 04:47:11 am »
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People! Invest now in popcorn shares!
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Funny 'cause it's true:
Very few people seriously allow facts to affect their opinions.

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 10:41:48 pm »
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Naso has a man with whom he travels in Florida? This thread just became more interesting than the Update.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 02:44:27 am »
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For ban: 47%
Against ban: 49%

My numbers:

For ban 100%
Against ban 0%

Ban carries
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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 06:09:04 am »
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Context:

In case anybody has missed it, Politico is currently suggesting that people who are made to feel unwelcome in a particular community are better off leaving than sticking around and putting up with the abuse.
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My magnum opus is now complete.  Read the complete "The Adventures of Hobo Orgy Guy & Blondie" (now in paperback).

Watch Dave being briefed by the mods.

Being a moderator is basically like one giant party.  Except you're the one ruining the party and everyone hates you.
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2012, 06:44:21 am »
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The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:

Enjoy your final hours as a moderator.

Gloating isn't funny, Mordan.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 01:05:16 am »
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Mitt Romney is not a governor. He is an ex-governor. The governor of Massachusetts is Deval Patrick.

In America, ex-politicians are generally called by their most recent office held as a matter of courtesy, which is why (for instance) Bill Clinton is still introduced as President Clinton and Mitt Romney is still Governor Romney.

I've always thought it's a pretty ridiculous custom. You don't see the BBC calling Tony Blair the Prime Minister, for example.

Thankfully the UK doesn't have ridiculous titles given for life.
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My magnum opus is now complete.  Read the complete "The Adventures of Hobo Orgy Guy & Blondie" (now in paperback).

Watch Dave being briefed by the mods.

Being a moderator is basically like one giant party.  Except you're the one ruining the party and everyone hates you.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 11:04:59 am »
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This thread should be locked permanently.
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And let's be honest, Obama could take a selfie of his junk in the bathroom mirror with his BlackBerry, have it transferred to canvas and you'd have people saying it ought to be hung in the National Gallery.

Bunch of pearl clutching pussies.
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 01:16:45 pm »
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This thread should be locked permanently.

Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 01:20:52 pm »
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Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue

I'm not even going there.
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And let's be honest, Obama could take a selfie of his junk in the bathroom mirror with his BlackBerry, have it transferred to canvas and you'd have people saying it ought to be hung in the National Gallery.

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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 pm »
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Reminds me of that one city entrance sign in Frankfurt that's been amusing me for years despite the crass lowbrowness of the statement.

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 01:32:05 pm »
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[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 04:23:53 pm »
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[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH

Lulz
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And let's be honest, Obama could take a selfie of his junk in the bathroom mirror with his BlackBerry, have it transferred to canvas and you'd have people saying it ought to be hung in the National Gallery.

Bunch of pearl clutching pussies.
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:05 pm »
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a tweet from Breitbart has as much credibility as a check from Drew Pritt.
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