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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:47:15 pm »
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Go. Be funny. Post funny things.

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« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2012, 06:56:26 pm »
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Quote from: Conventional Weapons on September 18, 2012, 03:37:05 pm
This is my contribution to this debate.
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« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2012, 06:57:53 pm »
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I think the Institute is still up.
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Quote from: Grumpss on October 22, 2012, 12:05:53 pm
[Alfred] is Jesus.

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I know you're reasonable, Alfred.

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« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2012, 07:19:20 pm »
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The only thing that is certain is that he's a douche! What he will infract is uncetain.
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« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2012, 09:45:21 pm »
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Quote from: Keystone Phil on September 18, 2012, 06:50:59 pm
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Hope you enjoyed break. Class is back in session!



Quote from: Just a little platypus of star quality on September 18, 2012, 06:44:05 pm
New thread time.
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« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2012, 03:32:28 am »
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The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:

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Enjoy your final hours as a moderator.
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« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2012, 07:01:08 pm »
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This is like the time when Emperor Hirohitho adressed Japan via radio for the first time.
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« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2012, 07:30:09 pm »
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Re. Dave Leip's CSPAN "appearance":

Quote from: Mr. Morden on September 19, 2012, 05:56:07 pm
Too bad we didn't know about this in advance, or one of us could have called into the show, to ask about adding Torie as a mod to Individual Politics.
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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2012, 10:17:23 pm »
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Quote from: Romney/Ryan 2012! on September 21, 2012, 07:06:08 pm
"Stuff they do on hard wood" is presumably what BSB is talking about. Tongue

I know that's a basketball reference, but cheerleaders do perform on the hard wood.  So, it's still not a gaffe, IMO.
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« Reply #9 on: September 22, 2012, 07:57:20 pm »
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J. J.'s Third Rule of Elections
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« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2012, 07:18:15 pm »
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Quote from: Assemblyman & Queen Mum Inks.LWC on September 23, 2012, 06:57:50 pm
FF.

I smell FANFICTION
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« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2012, 08:41:18 pm »
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Quote from: Senator Townsend on September 23, 2012, 07:46:39 pm
Plus there really is no better middle ground than taking both extremes.
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2012, 04:47:11 am »
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Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on September 23, 2012, 10:52:21 am
People! Invest now in popcorn shares!
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Funny 'cause it's true:
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Very few people seriously allow facts to affect their opinions.

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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2012, 10:41:48 pm »
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Quote from: memphis on September 24, 2012, 10:12:32 pm
Naso has a man with whom he travels in Florida? This thread just became more interesting than the Update.
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« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2012, 02:44:27 am »
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Quote from: The Mikado on September 24, 2012, 12:02:43 pm
For ban: 47%
Against ban: 49%

My numbers:

For ban 100%
Against ban 0%

Ban carries
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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2012, 06:09:04 am »
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In case anybody has missed it, Politico is currently suggesting that people who are made to feel unwelcome in a particular community are better off leaving than sticking around and putting up with the abuse.
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2012, 06:44:21 am »
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Quote from: Mr. Morden on September 19, 2012, 03:32:28 am
The other thread is awful now.  This is the real comedy goldmine, as far as I'm concerned.

My first entry:

Quote from: Keystone Phil on September 18, 2012, 05:09:40 pm
Enjoy your final hours as a moderator.

Gloating isn't funny, Mordan.
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prostitutes, bedpans, toupees etc.
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« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 01:05:16 am »
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Quote from: Northeast Speaker Alfred F. Jones on October 06, 2012, 07:39:53 pm
Mitt Romney is not a governor. He is an ex-governor. The governor of Massachusetts is Deval Patrick.

In America, ex-politicians are generally called by their most recent office held as a matter of courtesy, which is why (for instance) Bill Clinton is still introduced as President Clinton and Mitt Romney is still Governor Romney.

I've always thought it's a pretty ridiculous custom. You don't see the BBC calling Tony Blair the Prime Minister, for example.

Thankfully the UK doesn't have ridiculous titles given for life.
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« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 11:04:59 am »
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Quote from: angus on November 03, 2012, 11:54:53 am
I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 
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« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2012, 01:16:45 pm »
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Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on October 07, 2012, 11:04:59 am
This thread should be locked permanently.

Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue
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« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2012, 01:20:52 pm »
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Quote from: Torie on October 07, 2012, 01:16:45 pm
Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on October 07, 2012, 11:04:59 am
This thread should be locked permanently.

Re your sig Grumps of which I just took cognizance, I would note that many priests and I do have something in common. Tongue

I'm not even going there.
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Quote from: angus on November 03, 2012, 11:54:53 am
I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 
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« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 pm »
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Reminds me of that one city entrance sign in Frankfurt that's been amusing me for years despite the crass lowbrowness of the statement.

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]
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« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2012, 01:32:05 pm »
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Quote from: Minion of Midas on October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 pm
[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH
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« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2012, 04:23:53 pm »
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Quote from: Minion of Midas on October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 pm
[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH

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Quote from: angus on November 03, 2012, 11:54:53 am
I'm not counting Dave Leip.  He used to be the only moderator when I first started posting here.  There were no "infraction points" or anything like that back then.  I'd just get an email message once in a while that said something like, "Please avoid drunken, emotional diatribes.  Thank you, Dave Leip" or "Please refrain from linking to pornographic websites.  Thank you, Dave Leip." 
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« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2012, 09:34:05 pm »
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Quote from: brittain33 on October 07, 2012, 04:34:57 pm
a tweet from Breitbart has as much credibility as a check from Drew Pritt.
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'Gentlemen, a desert. A place of savage reference for the good people of Ohio. A place to fear and love. A blasted region. Something to remind us what we hewed out of. A place without malls. An Other for Ohio's Self. Cacti and scorpions and the sun bearing down. Desolation. A place for people to wander alone. To reflect. Away from everything. Gentlemen, a desert.'
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