The Comedy Goldmine

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

The poll is from early 2011, and people are talking about it like it's new.

The joke is much better if you don't explain it.

[Paul Kemp]

Bunning did not vote.

Only mildly surprising considering the fact that he hasn't been a senator for more than two years now.

[Simfan34]

All you moderators and those of you who complain about the moderators ought to copulate as soon as possible- pay for it if need be...

This is an internet forum... the Constitution doesn't apply here, and if getting a post reported is the worst thing to happen to you all day-consider yourself lucky by God!

To the moderators and those who report all the posts- no picture of a dead horse or of a big beautiful woman is more vile then the 30 year old "men" who watch a cartoon about ponies...

Peace out
clarence

Clarence channeling opebo?

[Simfan34]

Also, capitalising the first o in "opebo" ruins the rather charming reflective symmetry in the name. opebo opəbo. just realised this.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Also, capitalising the first o in "opebo" ruins the rather charming reflective symmetry in the name. opebo opəbo. just realised this.

Except that would actually read oqedo. Try reviewing your geometry classes.

[Simfan34]

Also, capitalising the first o in "opebo" ruins the rather charming reflective symmetry in the name. opebo opəbo. just realised this.

Except that would actually read oqedo. Try reviewing your geometry classes.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Well at least Simfan agrees with me that "opebo" should never be capitalized.

[Franzl]

Well at least Simfan agrees with me that "opebo" should never be capitalized.

I doubt most people give the matter much thought.

[Simfan34]

Well at least Simfan agrees with me that "opebo" should never be capitalized.

I think... I need to take a shower.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

BTW I don't see what's so funny about that quote Lief put in and Belgian said he started laughing at (it's just a statement of fact really), but I'm honored regardless.

[opebo]

Also, capitalising the first o in "opebo" ruins the rather charming reflective symmetry in the name. opebo opəbo. just realised this.

Except that would actually read oqedo. Try reviewing your geometry classes.

That's right!  Its just - 'something'.  Some approximation of a thing.  That's all. Its the best, I think, that we can do - but good enough.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

If you want symmetry, try oȹɵȸo.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I take offense to being excluded from this.

Different type of highest poster.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I take offense to being excluded from this.

Different type of highest poster.

Dammit I was just gonna post this

[Velasco]

Silvio's moral lapses are allowed because they represent the core of our italian values. But I can see some of you jealous by his love and CONSENSUAL affairs with young laydies, being the majority of you nerds whose idea of sex is talking about the gerrymandering in Maryland.

I'd say this belongs to deluge. However, I can appreciate the peculiar sense of humour (oh Silvio, Genio y Figura) but I feel a bit ashamed about the Italians. For sure the core values of the Italian people are not necessarily 'consensual' paid relationships of quasi-paedophilic nature. Oh, the Horror!... Conrad said.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Silvio's moral lapses are allowed because they represent the core of our italian values. But I can see some of you jealous by his love and CONSENSUAL affairs with young laydies, being the majority of you nerds whose idea of sex is talking about the gerrymandering in Maryland.

I'd say this belongs to deluge. However, I can appreciate the peculiar sense of humour (oh Silvio, Genio y Figura) but I feel a bit ashamed about the Italians. For sure the core values of the Italian people are not necessarily 'consensual' paid relationships of quasi-paedophilic nature. Oh, the Horror!... Conrad said.

As an Italian, I can tell you I don't exactly think Berlusconi represents the core of my values.

...I can still take a joke, though.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I hoped this was 'Opinion of Oliver St John Gogarty'.

I should have known better.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Keyes (normal)

[Antonio the Sixth]

He's black y'all!

For the hundred millionth time, I AM NOT BLACK!!!!!!!

Are you sure?

He's black y'all!

For the hundred millionth time, I AM NOT BLACK!!!!!!!

Why denial? You must be a self-hating black & white racist Southern Democrat who wants to lynch himself.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

He's black y'all!

For the hundred millionth time, I AM NOT BLACK!!!!!!!

We know, we know. It's "African American."

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=168803.0

[Simfan34]

Oldies but goodies

That gentleman is so silly. He forgot the coma after "brain."

Why would he slip into a coma after writing "brain"?

  I guess I am the "moran" here! I meant "comma."

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Jeff, you forgot your disclaimer in the first post...

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination, or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

I'd be angry if I kept getting mixed up with Ben too.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Sorry, Inks

Why did Kal create this thread?

Because "Opinion of Julius Streicher" would give me 10 points.

Inks isn't in the habit of changing his screen name.