The Comedy Goldmine

[Lief 🗽]

... are you kidding me? Have you not heard of the Carter Center and its election monitoring programs?

I've heard of the Jimmy Carter who constantly coddles up to terrorists.

Don't be an idiot.

[© tweed]

the kind of thing even I thought Ben would have stopped saying ca. 2008.

[Antonio the Sixth]

... are you kidding me? Have you not heard of the Carter Center and its election monitoring programs?

I've heard of the Jimmy Carter who constantly coddles up to terrorists.

[Хahar 🤔]

the kind of thing even I thought Ben would have stopped saying ca. 2008.

The fascinating thing about benconstine is that nothing about him has changed in five years.

[© tweed]

the kind of thing even I thought Ben would have stopped saying ca. 2008.

The fascinating thing about benconstine is that nothing about him has changed in five years.

except his view on the 2000 Recount -- presuming it exists at all.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Doesn't ben support actual gay marriage now instead of his inane support of only civil unions? Truthfully though even that not changing wouldn't surprise me.

[Vosem]

Freedom House and the Democracy Index both agree that Venezuela is 'partly free' (and worse than all her neighbors) which is about right. The Carter Center is a very flawed organization in numerous ways (most notably, they called the UAE "completely free and open", which I hope we can all agree isn't the case, though that has nothing to do with Venezuela), and the corruption in the Venezuelan system is plain for everyone to see.

I like that Xahar has turned up though, his inanities are always fun. Tweed's get stale after a while.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

So you really had a teacher who thought Hitler should be considered Lincoln's son?

Pretty much.  He had a picture of Lincoln put under a picture of Hitler's head.  He hated Abe Lincoln and was asked once if he wishes the Confederacy won which he answered in the affirmative.  I wish I could remember his reasoning behind that, because a statement like that needs to be backed up, but I can't place it.  Mind you that was late 90s/early 00's.

Well, that explains it then.  That was back when The War Between the States was still fresh in people's memories, and the emotions were still raw.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Soy socio Vosem de la biología. Odio a Hugo Chávez. Estoy feliz de que él está muerto.

[Mechaman]

Not yet! We need a fascist to chime in for it to be complete! Where's Inks?

[Vosem]

Soy socio de Vosem de la biología. Odio a Hugo Chávez. Estoy feliz de que él está muerto.

Corregido

[Grumpier Than Thou]

[Lief 🗽]

Rubio sure is cool and groovy and popping fresh.

[Napoleon]

Rubio sure is cool and groovy and popping fresh.

Yours was better.

Ingredients of a Rubio senate speech:

One (1) Whiz Khalifa verse
One (1) Jay-Z verse
Three (3) Godfather quotes

Liberally douse with nonsensical BS, serve immediately.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Let's face it: the sad truth is that a majority of this forum is subtly racist, and cannot accept the idea that an African-American like Oldies can be a proud, unapologetic conservative. Disgusting.

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Paul Kemp]

It is quite believable.  I wear a 38 and I only weigh about 185 or so.  I just have wide, womanly hips and a preferance for a very roomy, hanging from the hips fit.  I remember angus metnioning he has about  28 inch waist, and these Oklahomans in general wear their pants tight, cowboy style.  Bushie may have  small hips but overlaid by a  lot fat, while Torie may have been less fat, but with a wider bone structure.

I'm looking at Torie right now and you are completely wrong about his bone structure. So that theory doesn't work. This is Sbane btw. We had a great lunch in La Jolla today.

Well remember, boys - tis better to visit the 'Sauna' on an empty stomach, don'tcha know.

[SPC]

Strom Thurmond, a true hero of the white supremacist movement, held it in for 24 hours! Rand Paul has cowardly given in to his bladder after just half that time. Disgusting.

  Actually, Thurmond cheated.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

[Paul Kemp]

God has sent Bushie a sign. Unfortunately, He is displeased with Bushie's attempts to become healthier. Bushie should repent and drive down to the Golden Corral immediately, lest he anger God further.

How many jobs did you apply for today?

Dude, he cut his finger! Obviously he cannot apply for any jobs today.

Bushie's apple laughed at this joke.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

It's disgusting at how many white males you people are hiring.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=170381.0

Lol.

[Lief 🗽]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

Would've been funnier had I said 'Etiquette of Masturbation'.  Ah, regrets...

[Antonio the Sixth]

No, they HAVE TO run and win NOW.

Capriles CAN win this.

Assuming Maduro throws a few kids into the Orinoco river and Capriles is nearby, jumps in and rescues all of them.