The Comedy Goldmine

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I actually lol'd

Good show, Snowy

I made that, asshole.

Are you trying to claim responsibility for something a minority did? Racist.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

A related note: I remember an episode of Fairly OddParents (pretty lame show, but I admit I used to watch it) where Cosmo and Wanda appear in 1970 as Bill Gates' fairy godparents (when Gates would've been 15), and he talks about inventing the internet in the future.  I honestly think it would've been funny if they portrayed Al Gore as a child and having Cosmo and Wanda as his godparents while he talks about inventing the internet in the future.  Of course, the producers of the show would NEVER do that (for obvious reasons.)

[opebo]

Sorry, opebo, the thread is locked. However, this was your reply to one post of mine where I mentioned Mad Men.

opebo: All I care about is access to prostitution.

Nathan: That's actually a very effective and succinct answer to the question.

opebo: I watched Madmen, and there were only a few prostitutes, and not at all reasonably priced, so...

I don't know why, but I found it somewhat hilarious, because it made me think about you as a crazy man or as a man going crazy due to the lack of reasonably priced prostitutes. Don't take that into account, it's only that some persons like me have a certain sense of absurdity and even find funny a certain type of humour based on absurdity, which is too fine tasted to all people outside Europe, you know In your favour plays that I can laugh with some of your posts, on the other hand I can't stand memphis. Do you know what I mean?

Yes, I know!  I like to think my humor is tailored for many tastes, a kind of shotgun approach.

Forget it, friend, Valero is like Robert Conrad begging you to knock the battery off his shoulder so he can kick your ass.  

Thank you very much, man, I like Robert Conrad!

This Robert Conrad battery braggadocio is a new meme on me!

[Joe Republic]

So I know exactly what I'm looking for, what are the key industries in Atlantic Canada...

Unemployment

Mining and the fishery.

That's what I said...

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

She has a husband and daughter now since y'all were engaged? She definitely moves fast!

The daughter is 10 1/2 years old, so if we had gotten married, I would have been her step father.  We broke up for the final time in early 2007, and her and her current husband just got married a few months ago.

10 years old?! She must be older than you then.

Haha, no she's almost 21 years younger!

[Antonio the Sixth]

Context.

Yeah, I've referenced sex a few times.

[Paul Kemp]

A Bushie classic:

new plot twist:  bushie found some way to manipulate the walking app.

Not today, boss...

but youve no doubt thought about it.

I've thought about it, and I tested the app, by setting it to running and then getting in my car.  It started going as fast as the car was moving.

Funniest. sh**t. Ever.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

[Paul Kemp]

Inks, why are you trying to ruin my birthday weekend celebration by insulting me needlessly?

[memphis]

From the update but locked so I can't officially quote:
"I've walked not once, but twice this week, which is more than I've walked in years"

[Joe Republic]

Are you often troubeld by garbage text messages from land agent?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Are you often troubeld by garbage text messages from land agent?

OMG I'm dying from laughter.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Another Bushie thread?  Give it a break, will ya?

This is what happens when you close the Update thread. You know what you need to do...

He needs to get off his fat ass and quit posting on the forum.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

No. We all want to motorboat Katy Perry.

I'd rather schooner.

And some guys would like to yacht all over her poop deck.

[Keystone Phil]

Oklahoma City is the largest city in America

...

EDIT:  Oklahoma City is the 8th largest city in America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_area

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Bushie is on a roll.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Yes! that's hot.  Thai ladyboys only very rarely remove any genitals - they merely get whopping great breast implants.  Its a wonderful compromise.

You like the combination of large breasts and penises? It's an odd combination.

No the penis is irrelevant for me, but the fact that they've kept it and their gonads means they're their original randy selves.  If they remove that stuff they tend to be rather passionless and moody.

[Kitteh]

I believe that Memphis died for our sins:

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=172813.0

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=172813.0

Do you think it says anything that that was locked way more quickly than the penis size thread?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Locking his own thread won't help Snowstalker with girls

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=172813.0

Do you think it says anything that that was locked way more quickly than the penis size thread?

Yep.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Locking his own thread won't help Snowstalker with girls

Speaking of which, where's the PMMFDSS?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

2. Abolish the 17th Amendment

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

2. Abolish the 17th Amendment

I don't get it.