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« Reply #1325 on: September 19, 2013, 10:58:02 AM »

Both replies actually:


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« Reply #1326 on: September 19, 2013, 12:45:49 PM »

All the haters are just angry that My Little Pony Kegs didn't hit the market first.
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« Reply #1327 on: September 19, 2013, 02:09:24 PM »

Wow, we have about 290 of them in Sweden and we're twice your population. AND the smallest ones here are already ridiculously small.
Haha, you're both cute. Tongue

Come on, competing with France in the "ridiculous subdivisions" competition is like trying to fight the entire United States military with a slingshot. Cheesy
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« Reply #1328 on: September 19, 2013, 04:38:22 PM »

Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

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« Reply #1329 on: September 19, 2013, 05:07:05 PM »
« Edited: September 19, 2013, 05:08:51 PM by Speaker Matt »

Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

DESTROY DESTROY

No, I am not one of them. My wisdom is free of charge.

My sides are in orbit.

LOL
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« Reply #1330 on: September 19, 2013, 05:29:01 PM »

Interesting points, Krazen.  I have to say I've learned quite a lot from you by reading your posts on the matter and have become educated in the negative role of teachers unions in public education.  You are quite the teache--OH NO YOU'VE BECOME ONE OF THEM.

DESTROY DESTROY

No, I am not one of them. My wisdom is free of charge.

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LOL

I just snorted
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« Reply #1331 on: September 20, 2013, 07:41:12 AM »

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« Reply #1332 on: September 20, 2013, 11:03:20 AM »

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« Reply #1333 on: September 20, 2013, 12:32:30 PM »

That one's OK but this one's brilliant:

this was the closest i could get the states to looking like a penis






(please let me know if this crosses the line, I'll delete it)
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« Reply #1334 on: September 20, 2013, 02:15:22 PM »

I don't get it. Sad
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The world will shine with light in our nightmare
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« Reply #1335 on: September 20, 2013, 02:42:23 PM »


It's a cock.
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« Reply #1336 on: September 20, 2013, 02:49:20 PM »


why does it only have one wing?
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« Reply #1337 on: September 20, 2013, 02:51:49 PM »

Tennessee is the cock. Eastern Iowa is a big nose. Southeast Missouri is the guy's fat gut.
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« Reply #1338 on: September 20, 2013, 02:57:32 PM »

And Arkansas is his pants!
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« Reply #1339 on: September 20, 2013, 03:04:10 PM »

I see it Cheesy
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« Reply #1340 on: September 20, 2013, 03:30:13 PM »

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:

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« Reply #1341 on: September 20, 2013, 03:51:46 PM »

St. Louis is his nipple.
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« Reply #1342 on: September 20, 2013, 04:53:28 PM »

ooooh, I get it, it's sticking out of his boxer (arkansas) hole
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« Reply #1343 on: September 20, 2013, 05:35:29 PM »

Bacon King is the best person.
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« Reply #1344 on: September 21, 2013, 01:36:56 AM »

It'll be huge.  Remember in 2008, when Bill Richardson grew a beard after the primaries, and became Bearded Richardson?  It'll be like that, except it happens before the primaries this time.

It'll be so big, that it changes the word "effect" from a noun to a verb.

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« Reply #1345 on: September 21, 2013, 04:05:27 AM »

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:
He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.
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« Reply #1346 on: September 21, 2013, 11:34:59 AM »

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:
He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.

I'm still pink.  We tropicals never go outside, staying in air conditioning.
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« Reply #1347 on: September 21, 2013, 02:00:39 PM »

Looks a bit better if you make the man very obviously pink, like we honkies:
He's standing in Louisiana, so obviously he's got that perma sun-deepfried look to his skin. Pink he was as a baby.

I'm still pink.  We tropicals never go outside, staying in air conditioning.
No upper-middle-class person who can afford to do that is anywhere near that hung.
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« Reply #1348 on: September 22, 2013, 03:31:22 AM »

Mr. GM,

I need quotes and information for the following:

  • Some random bill that I probably won't even introduce
  • This project that most likely costs $40,000 or less
  • A tentative quote on a bill that will have its cost components amended 20 times before it's passed
  • A feasibility analysis of how much more, if any, I couldn't miss this job

J/K LOL, keep up the good work. Smiley
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #1349 on: September 23, 2013, 01:02:25 PM »

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