The Comedy Goldmine

[PJ]

v0031, for example, is the poster boy (or child if you're feeling politically correct) for healthy Chinese-American relations.

Context

[Leftbehind]

Do you sleep?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I support our moderators, including Torie and Inks.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Who wants to bet that Iowa gets higher approvals than Indiana because it voted for Obama?

Iowa is the future birthplace of James Tiberius Kirk.  Game. Set. And match.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I understand the handcuffs, but what's the purpose of the chicken?

I want to be a high school English teacher so I'm gonna practice now. -clears throat-

The handcuffs represent how society almost forces young children to still attach themselves to materials and property, so as to become dependent on these possessions when they grow older.  Even though these children might become aware of the fact that society is leading them to an adulthood of dependency upon property, the children cannot break free from the "shackles" that society has thrust upon them. Therefore, the chicken represents the innocence of the children. Their innocence has been slaughtered and handed back to them, and now they are chained to a material-based society whilst holding the dead remnants of everything that made them a child and a human, for that matter. They are now ready to become an adult.

Pretty good, eh?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

That you for sharing that comedy nugget.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

My favorite pizza's d**k is bigger than your favorite pizza's d**k.

[Sopranos Republican]

My favorite pizza's d**k is bigger than your favorite pizza's d**k.

lol, came here to post that.

[Goldwater]

Political views that range from dangerous to evil. That said, awesome guy. FF.

[Gustaf]

Only if we ban the top poster each month.

This is the best idea I've read here in a while.

The IPU would just use its unfathomable organizational might to make sure that it was Inks.

[badgate]

The government education industry complex

[Grumpier Than Thou]

The government education industry complex

Ron Paul 2016

[Paul Kemp]

This forum has a well-known anti-Italian bias. Keystone Phil can speak more to it.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Guys, I would appreciate it if you would not post or comment on anything I say on my Facebook.  If you have a comment, let me know on Facebook.  I am in the process of reporting several posts.  Every single post that is from my Facebook (even paraphrased) and commented on will be reported.  NO exceptions.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

The men's room door, at work:



My office door:



The front of the building:



all too industrial for my home decor tastes. 

Little bit too freaky:



a bit too gay:



too Clint Eastwood:



too Moravian:



too Victorian:



too Addams Family:



too oval:



too flat, and too angular:




Ahh, now that's a doorknob:



Spherical.  Cool to the touch.  Large.  Equally comfortable when grabbed by right or left hand, or from above or below. 

Mounting is an issue as well.  I like them close to the opening edge, and not in the middle.

poor placement of the doorknob:



even worse:



proper placement of the doorknob:




hope this helps.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I believe that Missouri is still a bellweather because it is the home of the gateway arch and the political center of this country.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I ramped him to 200 points. He'll be gone once Nym seals the deal.

Well it's for the best. Though on reflection, with all the dicks and tits already on here, who would notice the difference?

[Leftbehind]

at what point did krazen get out of hand?

After a union member took a s**t in his cereal.

[PJ]

at what point did krazen get out of hand?

After a union member took a s**t in his cereal.

Damn it! I came here to post that.

[Lief 🗽]

bushie must have gotten a raise.

[PJ]

Let's troll their place by posting detailed electoral maps.

[Mordecai]

Comparing Merkel to Hitler is incredibly unfair. She's done considerably more damage to Greece than he ever did.

[SPC]

This ideology has proponents that wouldn't even be able to concisely articulate it like you have. They don't even consider it an ideology, to them it's just American.

It's basically Nasoism.

[TNF]

depends on the implementation. anyway, is anyone else here voting for ross perot next year? i'm on the fence personally. clinton vs dole makes me want to sit home

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Lancaster, PA (obviously)
Rockingham, NH (obviously again)
Montgomery, PA
Bucks, PA
York, ME

But.......but you're 19 :/

None for me of course.