The Comedy Goldmine

[Antonio the Sixth]

Being half a race is NOT a half-breed... That would be something like Half-Vulcan or Half-Dalek

Well, we did have a half-Dalek Vice President not long ago.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

Being half a race is NOT a half-breed... That would be something like Half-Vulcan or Half-Dalek

Well, we did have a half-Dalek Vice President not long ago.

Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!! 

[Donerail]

Oops missed one

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[Oakvale]

My church doesn't really recognize Lent. They often do something for it and have a sort of packet given out of things to do but it's called something different because Lent is too mainstream.

[windjammer]

I do not like trolls.

Oh irony.

[SWE]

FF during his first term, HP during his second.

In is first term he was more fiscally conservative, while in his second term more socially conservative.

[Boris]

"Who the heck goes grocery shopping as a couple?!"

[King]

The 20s would have been fun to experience.

Yeah, having rickets is, like, totes amazing.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

couldn't decide whether to put this here or in the deluge:

John Bolton: State
Allen West: Defense
Ted Cruz: AG

Um.

Please don't quote his posts, some of us have him on ignore.

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Don't unlock the thread.  It's time for it to be put to pasture and let it sink down through the pages of the Forum Community.  This will give me a chance to focus more on the purpose of the forum, discussing politics.  I also won't have to worry about walking right into trouble or criticism.  The thread was fun for a time, but all good things must come to an end.  It'll be okay, guys, there are plenty of other threads out there to keep us busy.  None of which is attention-whoring by BushOklahoma.  There will be one other thread here shortly that will mark my 10,000th post, but like most threads of that type, I expect it to die out pretty quickly.

[Antonio the Sixth]

You're the first I put in my ignore list.

When you're on the side of such Atlas intellectual heavyweights as Hifly and Mr. Pollo, it's easy to lump you together.

do u even oxford bro

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Lol this CJK character

You should have seen this:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=123590.msg2636870#msg2636870

[Lief 🗽]

RIP Microsoft.

[SWE]

Terrible thread.  You know who else drew lazy historical parallels?  Hitler.

[Joe Republic]

Don't underestimate my abilities.

[Antonio the Sixth]

I met a girl online today who said she really likes mountains.  Do you think it would impress her if I told her I pioneered legislation that banned mountaintop removal mining in Atlasia?

Whoa, there, champ. Boasts like that make a woman so hot and wet that devastating hurricanes tend to develop months later. We don't want the eastern seaboard underwater again, do we?

[Sol]

First they came for the racists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a racist.
Then they came for the homophobes, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a homophobe.
Then they came for the pro-lifers, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't pro-life.
Then they came for the marijuana opponents, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't Adam C. FitzGerald.
Then they came for me, and there was nobody left to speak for me.

[badgate]

Jerry Patterson was also on the ballot.

[MATTROSE94]

Ted Cruz (probably a better rapper)

[Consciously Unconscious]

Hannity is by far the worst.

All the racism against Al Sharpton is showing in this thread; people simply don't like an assertive black man who talks about black issues. While I will agree that he sometimes gets to cozy with thuggish elements, he is generally a great and effective voice of the black community.

[Joe Republic]

"Show me on the doll where Benghazi touched you"

*somberly points to heart and sheds a single tear for America's freedom*

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

From the thread Lindsey Graham: Why is what's happening in Ukraine now happening? Benghazi!  The first post was goldmine worthy already and the reply makes it doubly so.

"Show me on the doll where Benghazi touched you"

*somberly points to heart and sheds a single tear for America's freedom*

(Harumph!  Ninjaed because I paused for commentary.)

[Napoleon]

I guess Merkel is more fiscally conservative, while Putin is more socially conservative?

[Paul Kemp]

Brilliance:

honestly? I cheated and imagened if atlas foram actually modarn today

[Paul Kemp]

context:

Looks like any trip to Massachusetts is a "no-go" for me.