With my wizard like powers, I revive this paper: Content courtesy of Simfan34
The Atlasian Post.
ALL HEADLINES, ALL BIAS, ALL TYPEFACES, ALL THE TIME
PUBISHED BY SIMFAN34, OSA(S) - FROM EXILE - WITH NEW TYPEFACES!
Tuedsay, December 3, 2013
BONEY GONE - BUT FOR GOOD?
Not without classic animus and bad faith.
DESPISED AND DISGRACED EX-PRESIDENT
DECIDES TO QUIT SENATE WITHOUT ACTUALLY QUITTING.
ALIENATES LAST SUPPORTERS, AND CONFIRMS THE THINGS
WE'VE BEEN TELLING YOU ALL ALONG.
Regional reform flounders.
BIPARTISAN PUSH INSUFFICIENT
SENATE FAILS TO AGREE ON AMENDMENT.
HONESTLY, WE'VE BEEN WORRIED
THIS WAS ALL A LABOR PLOT.
LET'S TRY AGAIN, AND DO IT RIGHT!
THE ATLASIAN POST RETURNS
Following popular demand, the best newsource is back
After seeing all-time high popularity
publisher decides time is ripe for return
of Atlasia's most popular newspaper.
TOWARDS A RETURN!
SIMFAN, MODERATORS WORKING TOGETHER
"AT LEAST TWO" SUPPORT RETURN
AFTER A YEAR'S TIME SAYS TORIE.
"HE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO POST AGAIN"
SAYS AL - OF ALL PEOPLE! PROSPECTS GOOD!.
SIMFAN TO RUN FOR OFFICE UPON RETURN?
"OF COURSE I WOULD!" HE SAYS.
"IF I DO RETURN I WILL BE MOST THANKFUL
TO THE MODS. I APPROVE OF THEIR PERFORMANCE."
RIGHT ON TRACK
DUKE AND MATT CONTINUE TO LEAD
SHOWING COUNTRY WHAT LEADERSHIP
OF THE PEOPLE LOOKS LIKE,
PRESIDENCY CONTINUES TO BUILD
ON LEGACY OF NIX AND TPP
