Palace of Whitehall: Lord Protector

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Attention,


Effective immediatelly, I took over the Midwest Region in order to restore it's past greatness and abolish all rotten institutions.

Self-proclaimed "Prime Verin" will be escorted to the Tower and shall await Our decision on his fate there.


So ordered,
Kalwejt
Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of Midwest

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For refusing to obey Our order, I hereby sentence Mr. Redalgo, nicknamed "Senator", to death.

Sentence to be carried out immediatelly after arresting the traitor.

Lord Protector.

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Dear Citizens,


I'm proud to present to you a very complex constitution that shall now be law of this land.


Constitution of the Commonwealth od Midwest

1. All power shall be vested in the Lord Protector
2. I am the Lord Protector

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Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

Be aware the Commonwealth of Midwest will resist this illegal invasion by foreign forces.

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Be advised that under the President's authority, I have called up 6 armored divisions to free the Prime Verin and all others you are holding captive in the Midwest.

Be aware the Commonwealth of Midwest will resist this illegal invasion by foreign forces.

With no Midwestern's (except yours) support.

A loud group of disloyalist doesn't represent THE PEOPLE.

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By The Grace of God and of the Republic, Lord Protector of the Commonwealth Midwest and Southern Canada, Stadtholder of the Beechum County, Alabama, Defender of Reality, Major General of the Chilvary, High Constable of the Tower, Lord Lieutenant of the Overseas Realms, etc. etc.


The following things are banished from Our Land for all eternity:

1. Things I don't like


So be it,
The Lord Protector