Wait, even better idea! Hillary will barge onto the stage of the second debate just as the candidates are walking up, and she pushes Obama away from the podium, quickly and loudly announcing herself as the true Democratic candidate. She announces that she legally changed her name to "Barack Hussein Obama, Jr." in January 2009, and due to some arcane technicality in Constitution she's actually been the President and the Democratic nominee all along. The debate is momentarily put on hold as reporters and fact-checkers verify the claims. She turns out to be correct; Barack Obama burst out in rage and attempts to strangle her, being forcefully removed by security agents. He would later be found guilty for unduly occupying the Oval Office and attempting to murder the President.
The bewildered Mitt loses the debate in a rout due to Hillary's charisma and sheer feminine persuasiveness. The sound clip of the night is Romney confusingly stating, "well- yes, I suppose if- I guess that when you uh- put it that way, Mrs. Clinton, I think I really am a greedy, poor-hating robber baron." This unprecedented defeat leaves Romney trailing badly in the polls; "Mrs Obama"'s lead becomes further intensified after the VP debates where Ryan accidentally says "And Hillary, honest to God, she's even better than JFK" in the middle of a response regarding Biden's Senate record.
Unable to face the transformative and desicive leadership of the Future Leader of the Free World, Republicans nationwide succumb to Hillary's Energy: the Dems ride Hillary's massive coattails to supermajority control of Congress, where they immediately amend the Constitution to make Hillary Clinton president for life.
And thus began the greatest era of freedom and prosperity America will ever know.