Who wants to be a running mate?

[minionofmidas]

Hired

Alright, I appreciate the confidence you have in me.

My first official campaign suggestion would be to do a television commercial featuring puppies running around a green lawn somewhere in the Midwest, with a smiling Al eating a piece of apple pie and explaining how important being Atlasian is to him, and questioning his opponents commitment to maintaining the Atlasian way of life.

And then casually butchering a puppy, explaining it intended to vote against him.