The Atlasian Laborinth

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Bumping on request of Griffin.

[Adam Griffin]

Bumping on request of Griffin.

It's quiet. Too quiet.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

An anonymous source has told me that Alfred plans to run against me in February for Governor.

Since we're all talking about future elections.

[Adam Griffin]

An anonymous source has told me that Alfred plans to run against me in February for Governor.

Since we're all talking about future elections.

Likewise, an anonymous source told me that such an event would make for a very fun election.

[tmthforu94]

Might as well call this the National Inquirer.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

An anonymous source has told me that Alfred plans to run against me in February for Governor.

Since we're all talking about future elections.

Your anonymous goddamn source (Wolfentoad) can go  himself, because that is not correct. I do not plan to run against you.

Also, your source sucks too, Griff. The only person who Scott isn't trouncing in the polls is Cincy.

[Bacon King]

I wish I had anonymous sources

[Adam Griffin]

THE ATLASIAN LABORINTH

We Decide, We Report

Volume A, Issue H                                              Price: Your Fair Share



UNBLURRING THE LINES

Sources close to The Atlasian Laborinth are now reporting that Mideast Governor Tmth4foru will shortly be announcing that he plans to NOT seek the nomination for President in February with Northeast Governor Scott. It comes as no surprise, as a growing coalition of voters voiced concerns over such a merger from the start.

While it was blatantly clear earlier in the day that the pair were running for office - evidenced by their blatant refusal to confirm or deny the rumors - such shifts within the party structures must have led to a reversal of the previous decision. Stay tuned for any and all updates that may arise in the future about this subject, as who knows how many more times they'll change their minds.

[tmthforu94]

You need to have a word with your "source" - they have had their facts mixed up all day!

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

You need to have a word with your "source" - they have had their facts mixed up all day!

Oh, but you're our source, Mr. Governor...

[Adam Griffin]

You need to have a word with your "source" - they have had their facts mixed up all day!

There is no doubt that with multiple sources commenting to The Atlasian Laborinth right now, some lines may end up becoming crossed. We, however, are confident the fact will sort themselves out shortly.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

You need to have a word with your "source" - they have had their facts mixed up all day!

I find this sudden decline in this newspaper's credibility very disconcerting.

Tomorrow, I am selling all my Atlasian Laborinth stock.

[tmthforu94]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

To whoever's trolling- stop it.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap
                                            
                                                    
                                                      
                                                            
                                                        
                                                    
                                                
                                                
                                                


                                                

*its really hard to get that with the emoticon

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

*as The Rt. Hon. Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law*

OBJECTION!

Mr. Jones, there is a clear flaw in your argument! This evidence shows that the Tmth/Scott ticket was a ruse, an elaborate ploy created hours after the real murder solely to create a witness: the Labor Party!

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

*as The Rt. Hon. Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law*

OBJECTION!

Mr. Jones, there is a clear flaw in your argument! This evidence shows that the Tmth/Scott ticket was a ruse, an elaborate ploy created hours after the real murder solely to create a witness: the Labor Party!

Isn't Wright supposed to be ... you know... right. I mean the only murder that has occured is RT John Engle, and the only way he fits in it is if you count the spotting of the John Engle truck, in which this has officialy gone out of hand.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

*as The Rt. Hon. Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law*

OBJECTION!

Mr. Jones, there is a clear flaw in your argument! This evidence shows that the Tmth/Scott ticket was a ruse, an elaborate ploy created hours after the real murder solely to create a witness: the Labor Party!

Isn't Wright supposed to be ... you know... right. I mean the only murder that has occured is RT John Engle, and the only way he fits in it is if you count the spotting of the John Engle truck, in which this has officialy gone out of hand.

The murder I-as-BK am describing is of course the murder of Wolfentoad's innocence and naivete.

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

*as The Rt. Hon. Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law*

OBJECTION!

Mr. Jones, there is a clear flaw in your argument!

Isn't Wright supposed to be ... you know... right. I mean the only murder that has occured is RT John Engle, and the only way he fits in it is if you count the spotting of the John Engle truck, in which this has officialy gone out of hand.

The murder I-as-BK am describing is of course the murder of Wolfentoad's innocence and naivete.

This evidence shows that the Tmth/Scott ticket was a ruse, an elaborate ploy created hours after the real murder solely to create a witness: the Labor Party!

I am sorry, but your obsession with making this Layton has led to major inaccuracies in your argument, therefore, I am assuming that Wolfentoad has never had any innocence (from what I've heard he should be called snowstalker). Therefore this has been a huge coverup of something that I have not figured out yet, but incapsulates all of Seatown, BK, the labor moving south, the lack on an election, Nap being awful, and Shua, Aflietch and Morgieb resigning.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Gosh, I feel so left out of all this!

And I'm the one pulling all of the strings...

Or at least some of them.

I'm so confused, so there was a secret meeting of lab which I was not invited to, before which wolfy started this whole thing, Tmth snuck in under cover of Marokai, and we announced Marduke? is that is, or did I miss part of this soap

I'm not sure if Wolfy started it, at least not knowingly. I assume he told someone of my gubernatorial semi-intentions, and I've heard that he told Adam's source (whose name will remain confidential for reasons of national security) about Tmth/Scott. He also told me about the Scott bit, but forced me to guess who the Prez nominee was. I assume Unnamed Source then told the Laborinth.

And Tmth was only Marokai for part of the meeting. He kidnapped the real one and posed as him partway through - the Professor Layton/Atlas crossover potential is building by the second! This accidentally resulted in sensitive information being made available to Tmth/Marokai - namely, that a certain person was a double agent who was spilling the beans to Labor...

...and that person is you! *points at Wolfentoad*

Oh, to close, but you are the wrong party, we should make this Phoenix Wright, and Bacon King should give the speal.

*as The Rt. Hon. Bacon Kingman, Attorney at Law*

OBJECTION!

Mr. Jones, there is a clear flaw in your argument!

Isn't Wright supposed to be ... you know... right. I mean the only murder that has occured is RT John Engle, and the only way he fits in it is if you count the spotting of the John Engle truck, in which this has officialy gone out of hand.

The murder I-as-BK am describing is of course the murder of Wolfentoad's innocence and naivete.

This evidence shows that the Tmth/Scott ticket was a ruse, an elaborate ploy created hours after the real murder solely to create a witness: the Labor Party!

I am sorry, but your obsession with making this Layton has led to major inaccuracies in your argument, therefore, I am assuming that Wolfentoad has never had any innocence (from what I've heard he should be called snowstalker). Therefore this has been a huge coverup of something that I have not figured out yet, but incapsulates all of Seatown, BK, the labor moving south, the lack on an election, Nap being awful, and Shua, Aflietch and Morgieb resigning.

Professor, my tiny animal that does minigames has found the crucial piece of evidence! Now we can solvethe final puzzle: who is the unnamed source?

[Marokai Backbeat]

Guys, if there are evil secret meetings going on, I'm not privy to them.