Obama ad compares losing virginity to voting

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Last weeks 30 Rock episode had Liz Lemon spouting off incoherent Liberal talking points at Jack's GOP fundraiser, as a ploy, to scare the old men into giving more money to the GOP party. 

Its very true, that the Liberal talking points scare Republicans just as much as rally Democrats.  Its sort of like reverse psychology where you take the craziest Liberal talking point to encourage donations from the Republican faithful.

The Obama campaign has decided its only chance at winning relies on getting out the vote for its base voters of Black people and White Women.  Single white women are notorious for being "Late deciding voters" and are often influenced by superficial reasons and peer pressure/front-running momentum.  Single white women are also influenced by the "ideal boyfriend image" which is the candidate who is "good looking, empathetic, but also smart and rich" 

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Single women want Barry Obama as their boyfriend, get it?

They want to have the sex with the Barry because he is younger than Mitt, and is hot with his shirt off, and has a nice big smile. 

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So voting for Obama will put a "woman in the same physical pain as it is in losing her virginity"?

Because she'll be living in poverty because she won't have a job?

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Single women want Barry Obama as their boyfriend, get it?

They want to have the sex with the Barry because he is younger than Mitt, and is hot with his shirt off, and has a nice big smile. 

Impressive cognitive dissonance there. I seem to recall you saying the same thing (but in a decidedly more positive tone) about Paul Ryan.

Single women only vote for the candidate they are most attracted too.  Paul Ryan's abs will attract a lot of female voters and it seems to be working so far.  Many catholic women find Paul Ryan attractive.  Even male Democrats vote for Obama because they find him attractive, like Chris Matthews and the thrill up his leg. 

But this ad is clearly implying that Young Women should want to sleep with Obama as their first time; and it will be just as good as if it were voting for him.  Obama is not a politician, he's a male sex symbol.