1.4 Million Pledge to write-in Jesus Christ for President

[Sasquatch]

There are going to be a lot of write-in votes this election, eh?

http://www.alternet.org/election-2012/almost-14-million-pledge-jesus-write-candidate-2012-disgruntled-evangelicals-vent?paging=off

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I do not need to do this. I am voting for one of His followers and chosen representatives on Earth over the follower of a false prophet and false church and his atheist-worshipping running mate.

[Lief 🗽]

God Bless you BRTD.

[HST1948]

I do not need to do this. I am voting for one of His followers and chosen representatives on Earth over the follower of a false prophet and false church and his atheist-worshipping running mate.

Amen!

[You kip if you want to...]

Yay for less Republican votes.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

So Obama may do better in the South after all?

[All Along The Watchtower]

So Obama may do better in the South after all?

Obama has a ceiling of around 40% in the deep South.

[Franzl]

Yeah and the chance of it really happening is about the same as opebo converting to Christianity.

[Cliffy]

Lol, maybe 1.4 thousand and that's a big maybe.

[JohnCA246]

In the spirit of this board; Mississippi lean Obama!

[Simfan34]

Wait, I thought that was a post by some random Republican election troll. That was a BRTD post?

[minionofmidas]

In the spirit of this board; Mississippi lean Obama!

Mississippi lean Christ, certainly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVT9OuLxlq4

[Sasquatch]

[John Dibble]

I think we need to see this Jesus Christ's birth certificate - I'm pretty sure he wasn't born here.

[greenforest32]

I remember hearing about this a few months ago. Count me in the skeptical group.

I doubt they'll even hit 5% of that.

[Franzl]

Of course, the really amusing thing is that Jesus Christ, if alive and eligible to be President, would be far to the left of Barack Obama.

[Biden 2024]

Of course, the really amusing thing is that Jesus Christ, if alive and eligible to be President, would be far to the left of Barack Obama.

Jesus-Van Jones 2012?

[All Along The Watchtower]

Of course, the really amusing thing is that Jesus Christ, if alive and eligible to be President, would be far to the left of Barack Obama.

Jesus-Van Jones 2012?

Jesus-Ghost of Eugene Debs 2016

[minionofmidas]

Of course, the really amusing thing is that Jesus Christ, if alive and eligible to be President, would be far to the left of Barack Obama.

Not on abortion and teh Gays.

Christ - Nasrallah '16!

[TJ in Oregon]

That's nice but I don't think Jesus ever said he'd be willing to take the job.

[Mehmentum]

What would happen if a Jesus write in actually won?  He's not constitutionally eligible so would all ballots for him just not count?

[Sasquatch]

Just the idea of Jesus Christ costing Mitt Romney the presidency is amusing.

[Maxwell]

Ron Paul will still get more write-ins, I assure you.

[Spanish Moss]

What would happen if a Jesus write in actually won?  He's not constitutionally eligible so would all ballots for him just not count?

Well, he was born in modern-Israel (not eligible), died before age 35 (not eligible), and hasn't obtained write-in status (not eligible).

Plus he's a socialist, so it's not like he'd have a shot anyway :-P

[Likely Voter]

I'm all for JC. He would raise taxes on the rich (it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven), end the death penalty (bad memories), increase help for the poor (Blessed are you who are hungry now, for you will be filled), cut defense spending (Prince of Peace), universal healthcare (healing the sick).  Also don't be surprised if he legalizes prostitution.